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Touka: Can you just try to see things from my perspective?
Yomo: *Kneels down*
Nishiki: *Gets on knees*
Touka:
Touka: I hate all of you.
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Tsukiyama: You’re hurt! Take your shirt off it will make the healing easier!
Kaneki: It’s my ankle Tsukiyama
Tsukiyama: Did I fucking stutter?
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Yoriko: So how is married life?
Touka: Ken got drunk and tried to light our marriage certificate on fire
Touka: He kept saying “Good luck trying to return me without the receipt!”
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Hey Guys I’m Still Here!
I want to thank you all for 700! I’m super sorry I haven’t been active. School, work, life, and mental health has me fucked. I wanted to say thank you all so much. You’re all a delight! I’ll get back to making content soon❤️
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Yomo: You mean the world to me
Uta: Yeah, that sounds pretty gay pal
Yomo: Uta... we’re married
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Hinami: I really like you
Ayato: What a bad choice but please don’t stop
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Touka, getting frisky: Punish me
Kaneki, panicking: G-go stand in the corner and think about what you did
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Saiko: Urie, what’s your sexuality?
Urie: Depends. This isn’t something we can simply put a label on. It takes time to discover and-
Mutsuki: *Walks by*
Urie: You know what? I’m gay, very, VERY, gay.
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Dispatcher: 911, what’s your emergency?
Urie: Yeah, a Monster broke into my house
Shirazu from across the room: Urie, were roommates!
Urie: Oh no it found me
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Uta: *playing the guitar awfully*
Yomo: Do you take request?
Uta: Sure!
Yomo: Stop
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Touka: I’m into dark humor
Kaneki, turning off the lights: Wanna hear a joke?
Touka: I love you
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Touka: Here you go, a nice cup of hot coffee
Nishiki: It’s cold
Touka: A nice cup of coffee
Nishiki: It’s horrible
Touka: A cup of coffee
Nishiki: I’m not even sure if this is coffee
Touka: A cup
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Yomo: Are you high?
Uta: Am I what?
Yomo: High
Uta: Hello
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Urie: Mutsuki, what is this called?
Mutsuki: A mop?
Urie: Now tell him what you think it’s called
Saiko and Shirazu in unison: wet broom
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Saiko: Why are you like this?
Urie: I used too much “no more tears” shampoo as a child and I haven’t felt anything since
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Kaneki, hyperventilating: 911? My wife is in labor
Operator: Sir, is this her first child?
Kaneki, panicked: NO THIS IS HER HUSBAND-
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Kankei: *Rolls over and knees Hide in the ribs*
Hide: Ow
Hide: You kneed me
Kaneki, sleepily: Yeah I do need you
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