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it’s not fucking tinnitus idiot that’s my guardian angel speaking to me

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me showing the doctor where to amputate my leg as i ready the tourniquet 

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you cant fuck a dude with chronic joint issues quietly you spread his legs and it lets out a cracking noise so loud it sounds like glass shattering

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thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

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Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

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Hey weird question but what happens if you put two reasonably likeable anthropologists of wildly different cultures together in the same room? Do they study each other? CAN they? Is it like an infinite conversational feedback loop? I'm imagining two dogs eternally sniffing each others butts at the park

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They would be best friends (and destroy things together)

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netflix is CRAZY if they think i’m about to pay for my own account when i can just p*rate all their shit 😭

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During the 2018 wildfires, this man captured his drive to work in the morning

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i see a convo w a character ai and i keep scrolling

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Like clockwork

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this is all i want

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HELLO?

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this is all i want

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HELLO?