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#THUNDER THUNDER THUDER CATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Sasquatch is in a week. All my mom said was, "Don't do shrooms." Okay mom. I will do everything except shrooms.

#except not really #meth is a bad drug kids

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anchorheart:

samiijigger:

hi me:)

fuck its even cuter on girls

damn you babydoll aprons 

damn you

I have that in black and white. :3

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I guess I'm not single.

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Wait 'til you see my dick.

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Well, here's to being single again.

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thenegaverse:

Still quote this part in present day life.

favorite.

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his face. :D

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Youre blog is algebraic

mathematical. (;

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My fish is dead and I can't have children.

Good day, non?

#his name was buddy #yeah buddy #like a nascar pit stop #to heaven

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Dear screaming baby,

Scream one more time, I dare you. I have bleach that I'm not afraid to put in that juice cup. You're mom is too distracted by her 800 calorie sundae. Make your move.

Sincerely,

#It's actually 1 or 2 #don't care #it's been running around screaming in here for two hours #louder than the noise muse makes

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foxbanger:

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.

i like this

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The only thing my hard cover harry potter books are good for:

1. Propping up the slats under my broken bed. 2.

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what's that story you hadof two people walking down the streetand a pterodactyl coming out and attacking themit's why i followed you

I spent a good ten minutes looking for this in word. Here you go.

(ROGER and AMANDA walk down a city street at night. They are tipsy.)

ROGER: You're saying that in the entire city of Long Island--

AMANDA: Long Island isn't a city.

ROGER: Fine, Long Island City, whatever--

AMANDA: That also isn't a city.

ROGER: Whatever, my point is--

AMANDA: What is your point?

ROGER: I'm TELLING you my point; my point is--

AMANDA: What's your point already?

ROGER: I'm telling you!

AMANDA: You're pretty worked up.

ROGER: Yeah, I'm worked up.

AMANDA: Do you want to kiss me?

ROGER: Are you kidding me? I want to kiss you on the face.

AMANDA: Then why don't you?

(ROGER hesitates.)

AMANDA: What are you so afraid of?

ROGER: What am I so afraid of? Wow. Um. Looking stupid. Rejection. Dying alone. Global warming. Not living up to my potential. Gradually losing all my friends. Gradually losing all my hair. Having kids who don't love me as much as I love them. My parents getting old. The dentist. Sharks. Settling for a job I don't like. Settling for a wife I don't love. The future in science fiction movies. The future in real life. Anything by Stephen King. Being forgotten after I'm dead. Being forgotten while I'm still alive. Pterodactyl attacks. The government. Fear itself. Spiders. Peaking too early, or too late, or not at all. Never meeting my own impossible standards. Disappointing everyone who loves me. No matter what minor successes I accumulate in my short life, it won't make any difference in the long haul when our entire planet is eaten up by the sun.

AMANDA: Oh. Well, you don't have to be afraid of any of those things.

ROGER: No?

AMANDA: No.

ROGER: Oh.

(ROGER leans in to kiss AMANDA. He is attacked by a PTERODACTYL.)

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Tell you what the N building is pretty creepy when you're the only one in it.

#yepyepyep

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I WROTE THE WRONG ESSAY. THIS ONE IS DUE NEXT WEEK. THE ONE I HAVE TO WRITE IS SOMETHING I HAVE NOT RESEARCHED. AND IT HAS TO BE TWICE AS LONG. FUCKYOURMOTHER.

#but really #why