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high as hell on my couch just remembered jackass but my brains so corroded from watching smile like 5 times this week i thought about a bit like hi im johnny knoxville and this is committing suicide in front of a grandma and you hear the music sting and he starts smiling and cutting his throat open and all the guys are just hooting and hollering as some old woman screams in pure distress and fear because johnny knoxville severed his carotid artery and its spewing blood like a overfilled fountain

#im a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl and all that icelandic shit

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bam margera is the type of guy to get killed by the blair witch

#happy halloween guys #one of the funniest posts to ever be made

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hes a semi gay man from west chester is the funniest thing i ever said on here

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taking ryan and bam on a field trip to watch the nyc subway rats

#nyc subway rats most homophobic rats aside from the michael mouse family good luck with that

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im unplugging your computer and youre gonna be applying to every fast food chain job in a 20 mile radius tomorrow morning inshallah

dating knox as a coquette

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he is just saying words

#i need you baby boy

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love that i hate bam just cause hes annoying to me but teenagers online talking about him in a snide way only shitty AA counselors do makes me like fuck off tard dont fucking speak about him that way. the pillhead solidarity there

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#coquette #dollcore #dollette #angelcore #waif #coqette #coquette community #dollete aesthetic #angel aesthetic #waif aesthetic #waifcore #simp #lana del rey

#i hope some of yall die fr

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whats wild about getting uppity about a guy who made millions off of shoving fireworks into his dads ass and ruining his mothers house is bam has always sucked to a major degree he is a very unlikable person imo but his addiction isnt one of those facets so there is no reason to frame this man as an unforgivable guy now because hes in a fucking horrible place with his substance abuse. most of you are kids who havent touched an addictive substance or been in circles where its common and hard to escape. most of you havent witnessed a friend die of an OD or something related to what theyre using. addiction and the environment it thrives in is an extremely nuanced thing you cannot apply your stupid problematic vs nonproblematic dichotomy to. but whatever as long as you can write bizarre fanfiction about overpaid carnies being your soft boyfriend when they werent 50 and coke bloated its all good. i know a lot of you are kids but get a fucking grip johnny is a complete tool and is worse than bam as a person and pontius is like a walking misogyny machine etc etc. you like the fucking jackass cast. why are you applying weird sjw metrics to the fucking jackass guys? theyre not your soft skater boyfriends or sweet dilf kings they are douchebags and thats why you should like this shit. you guys are weird

#irt the post floating around of someone being on a high horse over BAM MARGERA of all fucking people. log off

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tho it is funny children online think it matters to be nice to every member and think theyre all cute dude its a group of overpaid burnout carnys theyre not scrolling in tears cause some teenage girl from north carolina is not writing fanfiction about them. online performative gestures somehow existing for the men who eat vomit and make animals bite onto their ballsacks

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i love only acknowledging the hot members of jackass. the rest of them can explode idgaf

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chris with short hair >>> pt.2

#do you even care about me

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he was so real for this one

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steve-o’s mugshots

#hit the slay button

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i promise i will care about jackass and douchebag culture whenever im living with rosy rn im just giggling at my idea of rewatching breaking bad at the same time im watching malcolm in the middle. cranston crash course