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Bitch - Harry Potter

Harry was known to be fairly friendly to everyone, which is why he could not understand why Gryffindor's queen bee, Aria hated him. 

“I can’t fucking believe you mate,” that was the voice of Ron Weasley sat on the common room sofas with a look of absolute horror on his face “She hates your guts and you wanna ask her to the ball?”

Harry shrugged “She’s like the only gryffindor left,” he tried to reason but it fell on deaf ears.

“Harry she hates you. Like you hate malfoy.”

Harry blinked “She’s never said she hates me, we just don’t talk much,”

Ron sighed, patting Harry’s shoulder “She leaves the room everytime you walk in it, she leaves class when the only seat free is next to you, and remember that time you accidently knocked into her? She practically screamed and ran away,”

Harry looked defeated “But what did I do to make her hate me?”

Ron shrugged “Women mate you don’t have to do anything,” 

As if to their luck, Aria walked in. 

“It’s 8oclock Aria, I should write you u[ for wandering the halls at night,”

Aria glared at the boy in front of her “I was with Dumbledore, piss off Percy,”

Ron sniggerd from his spot on the sofa as Percy turned pink, mumbling something about insolence.

“Good luck mate,” he patted Harry’s shoulder as he stood up to go to the dormitories. On his passing he leaned into Aria and whispered “I know you hate him but go easy, he’s nervous.”

Aria looked confused, before looking at where Ron was genstering to.

“Harry? I don’t hate him,” 

Ron snorted “could have fooled me,” he laughed as he waltzed off.

Aria walked to the sofa, rounding at Harry, her hands on her hips.

“Why does Ron think I hate you?” she demanded.

Harry looked bewildered “Erm..” was all he could get out. Aria raised her eyebrows at him.

“Well you kinda...ignore me sometimes? Well all the time..I think this is the first time you’ve spoken to me since first year,” he admitted.

Aria’s expression fell for a second before she regained her posture “Okay and? That’s indifference not hatred,”

Harry nodded slowly, not quite sure what to do “And you also requested that you were never put with me in class.”

Aria opened her mouth but no words came out.

“And when you dropped your book and I picked it up for you, you refused to take it back,”

Aria shrank back a little “Okay so I haven’t got good table manners alright? Doesn’t mean I hate you,”

“You’re fine with everyone else,” Harry pointed out, his confidence growing slightly.

Aria collapsed on the sofa next to him with a heavy sigh. Harry tried not to think about the fact that this was the closest he had ever gotten to her.

“Okay look, my mother, she was kinda a seer? I guess of sorts....and I inherited some traits. None of the useful ones but when I touch someone I can see bis of their past and when I touch you I can kinda see your parents dying and it kinda freaks me out okay?”

Harry frowned “Why didn’t you tell me?”

She turned to him her expression incredulous. “Oh yeah good plan. Hi Harry I’m aria, oh by the way I saw your parents die lol, thats a real good opener,”

Harry couldn’t help but laugh a little at her anantics.

“So what did you want to talk to me about?” she asked, her head against the back of the sofa.

Harry shook his head “doesn’t matter I know what the answer will be,” 

She looked at him, the way he was sat. He was stiff, tense, nervous. She raised an eyebrow, poking him slightly.

“Go on tell me,” she teased “I promise I won’t laugh,”

Harry took a breathe “I was gonna ask if you’d come to the ball with me, but If you can’t even touch -”

“I’ll go with you,” she interrupted him, trying to hide her smile. “Dumbledore has been training me to block the ability, so it’ll be like a test,”

Harry straightened up, looking hopeful “Really?” he asked

She nodded, failing to his her small smile. “I’ll wear green to match your pretty eyes,” she stood up as Harry realised what she had just said “Goodnight Potter,” she called over her shoulder.

As she disappeared Ron came peeping round the corner.

“She kill you?” he asked cautiously.

Harry shook his head, a dazed grin appearing across his face “No, she said yes.”

Ron’s mouth dropped to the floor. “Good on you mate,” he spluttered.

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Dating the Hargreeves

Luther Hargreeves

-You met when one day you were called to the Hargreeve residence

- Your mother was a friend of Reginald and she had asked you to deliver a letter to him.

- On arriving you noticed how empty the place was

- So as Reginald took the letter from you, he told you to come back in ten minuets when he had written the reply

- Thinking he lived alone now, you just wondered about the house, until you bumped into Luther

- After stating your business, he seemed to warm up to you a lot more, even if he was a tad awkward

- You realised that he was just really lonely

- So you invited him for coffee

- He was so shocked all he could do was nod

- The coffee date went well the next day

- It was all going swimmingly, the two of you were good friends but right as you both were realising your feelings were more than just friends

- His dad sent him to the moon

- Pogo let you message him three times a day

- But you still missed him

- You didn’t understand why he couldn’t disobey orders

- But you respected his choice and waited

- For years

-When he finally came back he was slightly more clingy than he was usually and you two quickly became an item

- He was a broken soul who just needed some love

- And attention

- And to believe he didn’t waste four years of his life

- When you two started dating he was basically your own personal teddy bear

- he’s so warm so if you’re cold he would let you cuddle up to him

- he’d be so gentle because he doesn’t want to accidentally hurt you

- You would constantly be there to remind him to be nice to his siblings

- going stargazing together 

- or moon gazing the guy has an obsession

- You would steal his coat and make brilliant impressions of him, much to the joy of Diego and Klaus

-You are defiantly the smart one so Luther would always go to you for advice

- he’s so protective and will glare at any man who looks your way

- which can get a bit annoying but it’s nothing to bad.

- He’s really insecure so you would constantly assure him that he was beautiful the way he was

- Helping Luther see that dear old Dad was not the nicest guy

- Your best friend is 100% Diego though

- Which Luther hates because if you're mad at him, he’s doomed on all fronts

- He buys you chocolate though so you keep him around

- He has a good heart really

Diego Hargreeves

-You're both vigilantes of sorts

- You're more like a private investigator plus baddass crime stopper

- Police pay you to solve crimes, and then the government pay you even more money to take out pesky people

- It was kinda fun

- You meet Diego when Patch brings him in

- He overhears what job you’re doing and asks why you’re getting paid doing the same thing he’s getting arrested for

- Patch laughs and tells him that you are more of a private investigator

- You smile, thinking that would shut him up 

- But no. He starts calling you Sherlock

- Wearing that stupid smirk as he says it

- Your meetings become more frequent and he always teases you about your job but its nothing more than that

- Until one day he realises you don’t actually have a house, you live in a car

- Because even though your job pays well, you move around a lot and most of you money goes to your sister so she can afford a house, and living with her may but her life at risk

- So he offered the spare bedroom in his apartment 

- He assures you he can take care of himself

- So you agree

- And slowly you adjust your life to be with him

- You take turns cooking at first and then it turns into a you cook whilst he cleans because he cannot cook

- And then he takes you on a date

- He’s a shy stuttering mess when he asks you on a date, nothing like the mischievous confident man you'd known

- It was adorable so you said yes

- Things went really well so you guys decided to date

- He is such a cuddler

- Secretly likes being the little spoon, or sleeping on your stomach because it makes him feel safe

- But also likes being the big spoon because he likes to feel like he’s protecting you

- You’re probably the cook as he can only make eggs

- And even tho “They’re great eggs Y/N,” they’re “Not a balanced diet Diego,”

- Patching him up when he’s on his nightly hero duty things

- If you have work in the morning you will leave cute notes around the house for him to wake up to, and he does the same for you when he works

- When he grows his hair out he secretly lets you braid it as long as you tell no one.

- Until Klaus find’s out and gets you to braid his hair too

- He cannot say no to you, so gets through the day of relentless teasing by his siblings when you painted his nails 

- It was worth it to see you smile

- Full on shouting at Reginald at the dinner table when he upset Diego because HOW DARE HE make your boyfriend stutter like that

- The other siblings looking at you in shock because you were the calm and reasonable one 

- He wouldn’t really get jealous because he trusted you, but can’t resist showing off the fact you’re his girlfriend when someone starts to flirt with you

- Okay maybe he is jealous

Allison Hargreeves 

- For some reason you are immune to her power

- You found this out when Reginald tried to forcefully recruit you to the academy when you were fifteen, using her power and you just responded “I don’t know where you heard that sunshine.”  before merrily skipping off.

- She was shook

- The two of you started meeting at Griddy’s donuts

- At first she wanted to know how you managed to get away

- But eventually she started to like you

- You were sassy and smart and didn’t put up with her shit

- This is probably why Five adored you so much - you two became best friends

- She always held your hand and often kissed it softly if you were deep in thought

- You taught her how to get people to do what you say without using her power

- Which meant you guys left with a lot of free stuff

- She always loved to show you off, PDA was something she had no problem with

- Much to the disgust of some of the siblings

- Being in the 60′s as a lesbian couple was difficult

- So you pretended to be cousins

- which was weird for both of you

- She would constantly buy extravagant gifts for you, especially when she had the money

- Despite the fact that in public you seem like the one in charge, she is 100% the big spoon

- She likes the feeling of feeling truly needed

Klaus Hargreeves

- You meet in the war, you’re the bar tender that introduced him to Dave

- The talk he had with you was very brief but he remembered your face

- So years later, when he went back to that same Bar once he got back from the past he was shocked to see you serving people having not aged a day

- At first he thought you just has really good genes you had passed on but you were identical to the way he remembered you

- The he thought he was seeing your ghost but he saw that you were interacting with others

- So he called you over

- You didn't seem shocked to see him but pleasantly surprised

- You explained that you had gotten in a bit of a pickle as you were picking up a suitcase from the commission so you could retire but Five blew the place up causing the suitcase to malfunction

- So you were stuck in a warzone until you figured out how to fix the case

- You also told Klaus to give his brother a slap when he next saw him

- He did, but Five was very pleased to see you as you were a good friend to him and knew how to help

- Anyways after a couple of soft drinks you and Klaus got to know each other better

- And after a while the two of you became an item and life just got better

Helping him remain sober

- Cuddles all the time because he is needy

- you guys shared clothes because neither if you give a fuck

- You show him other ways to get high without damaging his body

- like taking him skydiving or to a theme park

- you always listen to him

- And will shout at the siblings when they undermine Klaus

- You keep the ghosts at bay, and will often hold him when he sleeps so stop any nightmares

- However neither of you can cook

- which leads to you waltzing off to Allison’s house at three in the morning because she can cook

- She doesn’t mind though because she’s never seen her brother this happy when hes sober

- You are best friends with Ben, and can also see and hear him so like to talk shit about Klaus when he’s in the room

- He is a pro at forehead kisses

- He’ll wrap you in his arms and just lightly kiss your forehead

- Because you make him feel safe, so he returns the favour

Five Hargreeves

- You worked with the commission as an assassin and after a few weeks of Five being there, he was told that you would be his partner

- He was a little annoyed because that would mean he wouldn’t be able to work on the apocalypse on the job in case you told on him

- Then he met you and you were nothing like he expected

- He’d seen you train, seen you kill five men whilst barely moving and go after the most dangerous of people

- So why were you so nice?

-You were like a little ball of sunshine and he was Mr grumpy

- When you were informed that he had been alone for 45 years, Five thought you’d run away from him, scared that you were friends with a madman

- But instead you walked up to him and wrapped your arms around his waist

- At first he didn’t know how to respond but then he hugged you back

- And then you two became inseparable

- He wasn’t much into PDA especially when you got back to the Hargreaves siblings

- He didn’t want to be bullied

-But you loved affection

-So he compromised and the two of you would subtly lock pinkies

-But that was it

-Until you were alone

-Oh boy

- He needed coaxing at first because he’s socially awkward

- But he loves to be cuddled. He loves laying on your stomach, or holding you against his chest or wrapping his arms around your waist

- He’s a sucker for when you run your hands through his hair

- It makes him w e a k 

-When he’s working you’ll sit on his lap

- Because you want attention and he overworks himself

- You constantly look after him, making sure he drinks water and shit

- Because you cannot run on coffee alone

- The siblings become suspicious when they catch Five staring at you

- So they decided to spy on him

- And whilst they spied, they saw their mardy little brother dancing (Rather gracefully) around the Kitchen with you, both laughing as if there was no one else there

- Which tbf they didn’t think there was

- “They could just be working a case?” suggested Luther

- But that was quickly brushed aside when Five kissed you

- “Turns out the Hargreaves are capable of Love,” was all Klaus said although they were secretly thrilled at the fact you and Five were together.

Ben Hargreeves

- You were just a small town waitress 

- Working another long shift at your work, you saw two men come in, one rather skinny and hippie looking, and the other dressed in all black

- You’re a naturally sweet person so serving them with a smile wasn’t a problem

- But when you asked Ben what he wanted he just froze in shock

- After some explaining you decided to let the two guys stay at your apartment for a while, as they were lost anyway

- You all became super super close

- You helped Klaus become sober again

- And then you realised that not only could you see Ben, but you could make him physically there just by touching him

- You learnt this when you accidentally ran into him nearly knocking yourself out

- The Klaus was no longer the clingy one

-Ben was always touching you, not in a weird way just always brushing hands or wrapping himself around you

- He loved cuddles, just feeling warm for once

- He’d cuddle you no matter what, and if you had a tiring day at work he would be there to sweep you off your feet

- you made him feel alive again

- When he was touching you others could see him too

- which meant you automatically became the family favourite, after you helped Klaus, and then Ben

- Ben loves it when you read to him, it just calms him down

- His favourite thing to do is to sit in the park with you sat between his legs, lent against his chest listening to you read

- He wears the flower crowns you make with pride

- It takes ages to figure out why you can see him and make him real as you were actually a couple months younger than him

- Turns out you had died as a baby for exactly 108 seconds and that had left you with ties to both the physical world and the afterlife - and it was Mr Reginald Hargreeves who had saved you

- You were convinced he was an alien but the others disagreed

- You helped Ben not fear his power

- The guy is king of nose kisses. He just finds it really cute when you scrunch your nose, either in disgust or frustration or confusion

- You always kiss jawline, as if you’re snuggled together it’s often the only place you can reach

- Vanya is your best friend, you always invite her because she understands what it’s like to not know the extent of your own power

- Klaus is scared at first because he doesn’t want Ben to leave him although he would never admit it

- But then he realised he hadn’t lost a constant companion, he’d just gained another

- Ben loves to surprise you with cute simple things, like setting up a movie and hot chocolate, or picking out flowers he found at some point for you

- Dancing round the kitchen would be a daily thing

- You even got Five to join in 

- You make the best waffles so every morning all the siblings come to your house just to eat the waffles you make

- It’s like they are a family again, but this time they have you

Vanya Hargreeves

- She’s a bit iffy with personal contact

- It makes her a little nervous

- But you’re okay with that, she shows her love in other ways

- Like she’ll always make you tea in the mornings, or make sure you’re under the blanket before she sleeps because she knows you get cold

- You meet for the first time when you’re kids. The other siblings are saving everybody and ask you to stand with the others, because to them you’re just a civilian

- But when things start to go sideways, it’s you who helps them, using your powers of mental manipulation to make the bad guys visualise their worst fear

- Sir Hargreeves takes you in immediately, adopting you as Number Eight.

-The other kids felt bad for you when Reginald left you on your own, and it was Klaus who spoke

-”He’s not a good parent, he isn’t really here at all so I’m sorry if this wasn't what you were expecting,” but you were happy

“My real dad gave me this scar when he tried to stab me,” you replied with a little laugh “Ill take yours any day,”

-After that you and Vanya bonded over the fact you were both the black sheep of the family

- You always made sure she was included, and felt a bit bad that you weren’t a sibling but were often invited to more places than her

- During your teenage years you and Vanya clearly had something going on, so Reginald sent you away to France to study your powers

- It wasn’t until his death did you two see each other again

- It felt like you had never really left and things kicked off again

- But the Harold came along and told Vanya you were just as bad as the rest

- So she abandoned you

- You meet  for the third time in the 60′s, you’re staying with a married couple and their disabled son

- Vanya recognises you but she doesn’t know where from which breaks your heart slightly but it’s okay

- Because the more she spends time with you the more she falls in love with you

- She finally asks you to be her girlfriend

- Which you say yes

- Although she’s not big on affection, she loves it when you lay in her lap, it makes her feel trusted

- She loves to play the violin for you

- When she starts to grow used to affection, she loves it when you sleep all curled up beside her like a cat

- Or when you play with her hair

- Or kiss her cheek

- You make her feel like she’s valid and that’s all she ever wanted

#luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #Allison Hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #five x reader #deigo hargreeves #deigo hargreeves x reader #klaus hargreeves x reader #ben hargreeves x reader #The Umbrella Academy

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What Hogwarts house I think the Hargreeves are in and Why

Please don’t attack me. These are just my opinions that sometimes stray from the popular ones right now :)

LUTHER HARGREEVES 

Gryffindor

-Like, he may be self centred sometimes but he would die for his family

- also process of elimination, hes not very cunning, nor is he particularly kind or smart.

- Is always ready for a fight.

DIEGO HARGREEVES

Gryffindor

- always ready for a fight

-Isn’t the brightest but has good intentions

- Will stand up for everyone

- Bit of a hero complex

-I can imagine him and Luther being the two gryffindors that fight constantly but if a slytherin made fun of Luther Diego would kick their ass and vise versa

ALLISON HARGREEVES

Slytherin

- You cannot tell me she’s not cunning

- and ambitious. The girl used her powers to become a celebrity

- Plus the things she did in the 60′s would have requires some ambition

-She can also be a little mean,  but I feel like that is just a defence mechanism.

KLAUS HARGREEVES

HUFFLEPUFF

- He is so kind

- also quite reasonable, like he was all for just talking to Vanya rather than attacking her or locking her up

- he truly cares for everyone else but not himself

- he tried to stop Dave from enlisting even though that meant that technically Dave would never meet him

- He’s a loyal little shit

FIVE HARGREEVES

hear me out....HUFFLEPUFF

- DON’T GO LISTEN

-yes he’s ambitious, yes he is clearly very smart and yes he is brave so technically he could go anywhere in those three houses but why hufflepuff you ask?

- Everything he did, everything he went through was to save his family

- he did it out of loyalty and love to his family

- The ambition, the smarts, the bravery, were all because of the love he had for them

- Yes he may be cold and cruel sometimes but that is because of trauma, it is once again a defence mechanism.

- He’s so soft with Vanya and Delores and even his other siblings sometimes.

- He’s 100% that baby hufflepuff that tries way too hard to be a slytherin.

BEN HARGREEVES

RAVENCLAW

-Ngl I would love to have Ben as a hufflepuff, and he does give me that Vibe but at the same time...

- he is clearly the level headed smart one of the family. 

- He loves to read and falls in love with a girl who does too

- He manages to keep Klaus somewhat on track

- He always knows what to do in situations, even if Klaus doesn’t voice it

VANYA HARGREEVES

HUFFLEPUFF - okay so in season one I would have said Gryffindor as a result of her impulsive destructive actions

- but in season two she was simply living out her lesbian loving lifestyle?

- Like she just wanted to be loved and to love someone

- which made me realise that the extent of her actions is season one were due to some really messed up stuff happening to her

- She just wants everyone to be happy

#The Umbrella Academy #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #deigo hargreeves #Allison Hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #Harry Potter #gryffindor #hufflepuff #ravenclaw #slytherin #please dont come for me

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She’s my Wife - Five Hargreeves

Plot: Ruby comes to her husband’s rescue much to the surprise of the siblings

Five Hargreeves was scared.

He’d never admit it to the other, but he was.

The commission had managed to capture them when they were inches away from stopping the Apocalypse and now wanted them to spill how they were going to do so. However if the siblings told the commission their last hope of stopping the end of the world would be lost.

All of the siblings were shackled to a very cold slimy wall, restricting their movements to the point where they had to stay incredibly still. All were covered in some sort of blood, be it theirs or somebody else’s and all of them were exhausted and powerless.

For the first time, Five felt utterly weak.

He was the worst off out of all of them, with half of his face covered in blood that came from a large wound in his hairline, and a spilt lip that was still bleeding slightly.

“I am never listening to you ever again. From now on I am number one.” grumbled Diego. 

“Hey, if you hadn’t pissed him off, I wouldn’t have had to take charge,” Luther argued.

“And by taking charge you mean pissing him off even more?” Five butted in, also in a bad mood.

“Oh yeah, you can talk, they’re your ex co workers!” Allison scoffed.

“Hey guys, maybe we should just stay calm? And focus on getting a plan together?”

“That’s rich coming from the person who blew up the moon,”

“Just because you have an obsession with the moon-”

“Shut Up!” Five shouted “Two minuets from now the next commission member is going to walk in, torture one of us to death for information until we give up. Arguing is getting us nowhere.”

Klaus raised his hand “I would like to point out that I said nothing.”

“Shut up Klaus.” Luther said

“Hey, don’t speak to him like that-”

“Oh so now you're on his side!”

“I didn’t say that,”

Five put his head in his hands.

Suddenly the door opened and two men dressed in black suit holding a disturbing amount of weapons walked in, dragging a chair with them,

The chair was terrifying itself, it was made of wood with metal cuffs and restraints attached to it.

Man number one grinned “I think we should start with the supposedly deadliest assassin,”

Man number two nodded “Up you get Hargreeves, Fight back we kill your sister,” he pointed the gun at Vanya.

“Don’t do that, she’ll blow up the moon,”

“KLAUS.”

Five got to his feet shakily, ignoring his sibling’s pleas of not to hurt their eldest brother fell on deaf ears.

“You going to Kill me David?” he said looking at Man number two.

David looked slightly sorrowful. “Sorry Mr Hargreeves, I’m just following orders.”

Man number one grinned, showing yellow teeth.

“I’m here to have fun,” he laughed, pushing Five into the chair.

Suddenly a scream sounded from outside the door.

“What was that?” David looked around nervously. The first man shrugged.

“Who cares? There’s no-one we can’t kill,”

Klaus leaned forward to Diego “That man’s a psycho,” he whispered.

Another scream sounded but this time but this time it said something “She’s here -” before it was cut off with a bang.

“She’s here? What does that mean?” Diego asked “Who is she?”

Five started to laugh, which was a gruesome sight when you considered the amount of blood that was coming out of the poor guy.

“You guys are so screwed now,” he laughed.

At his words, more men poured through the door, all holding a gun, protecting the others in the room.

“Five what’s going on?” shouted Vanya

Five just continued smiling through the pain “She’s here.” was all he said.

From outside in the hallway a strong female voice was heard. “Where the HELL is my HUSBAND,”

Followed by a poor strangled scream and a large bang.

The assassins inside the room trembled slightly. “Do we have to do this?” one whined pitifully “She’s ruthless when angry.”

However they stood their ground, facing the closed door in anticipation.

Not that the steel door was much help, it was blown back with an unbeatable force.

The assasins stood their ground as the smoke cleared revealing the figure they were all waiting for.

She was beautiful, dressed quite formally in a white checked skirt and fitted black top she looked no older than her mid or late teens - and seemingly innocent with her hair pulled back in a messy braid. However her eyes held a world of anger - or perhaps it was the fact they were glowing red.

“Hello Boys.” her dark eyes swept the room “Seen my husband?”

They all shook their heads, praying that she would simply leave and not notice Five behind them.

But she did.

She saw his bloody, bruised face. She saw his shaking hands and tears he had hastily rubbed away in case anyone saw.

Any chance the guards had with reasoning with her was gone.

With an angry cry the girl waved her hand and all the guards disintegrated, leaving only a pile of grey dust where they were once stood.

“What just happened?” Allison was the first to respond, and immediatly regretted it as the girl turned her red eyes onto the other female.

“Who are you?” 

“It’s okay Rosalie, that’s my sister.”

Rosalie's eyes died down, returning back to their normal colour. She rushed to Five’s aid, carefully melting the cuffs away until they were nothing but ash.

“Free them first.” he whispered as she attempted to heal him.

“I can manipulate Particles.” Rosalie's explained to the group as she helped them break free. “When the Handler found me, she made me an assassin - which is how I met Five. We were - are- partners.”

“No offence because I’m sure you're lovely, but isn’t Five a little old for you?” asked Klaus.

Rosalie laughed “Benefit of manipulating particles is I can de-age them. It’s like mini personal time travel,”

After freeing the siblings she ran to where Five was sat, clearly exhausted.

Rosalie brushed his hair out of his eyes whilst she worked on the wound on his head. Five stared up at her, before feeling his eyelids get heavy.

“Close your eyes and I won’t make you coffee for a month.”

He opened his eyes with a frown.

“I've just been tortured and you are threatening me even more?” he huffed a laugh as the blood began to trace back to the wound.

Rosalie smiled “Damn straight. I have a reputation.”

“So do you need help finding your husband?” Asked Luther as he approached the two.

Rosalie frowned in confusion, her mouth opening and closing unable to form a response. 

Five groaned. “Luther you idiot I am her husband!”

“You got married???? Who would want to marry you?” was Diego’s response.

Rosalie grinned. “I know right, he’s a right weirdo,”

“Hey!” Five protested

She sat down on his lap, resting her head on his chest as she wrapped her arms around him.

“But he’s my weirdo,” she laughed as he reciprocated her actions.

“That was sickening.” Diego commented.

“nonono it was cute!” Gushed the two sisters and Klaus.

“Us Hargreeves aren’t incapable at love after all!” Klaus did a little happy dance which Rosalie laughed at even more.

“I can see why you wanted to save them Five,” she said softly as she stared at the laughing family.

“Do you? Because I dont,” he said sarcastically, although there was love in his voice.

Rosalie kissed his cheek, stroking his hair softly. He sighed in content, resting his head on hers.

“Thanks for saving us,” he whispered.

“That’s what I’m for,” she replied.

Five smiled cheekily “And making me coffee,”

“Anymore of that Mister you can save yourself.”

#five x reader #five hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves fluff #Five x oc #five #The Umbrella Academy #number 5 #aiden gallagher

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The Five times She met the Hargreeves- Five Hargreeves

Plot: Fives wife has been looking for him for ages, and she is not so happy about it, although she meets his fellow siblings along the way (Fluff and cuteness mainly)

Cammie was dangerous. In-fact she was well known for being the most ruthless assassin the commission has. Her abilities made her quick, her training made her agile, he mind made her strong. She never played by the rules. But if you saw under the fact she could kill you within the blink of an eye, she was a sweetheart. Her heart was made of gold, she was soft and kind the kind of girl thought to be made of honey and glass. 

However, not playing by the rules, lead the Handler to become fed up with the bright bubbly girl so she threw her to the end of the world with nothing to ‘harden’ her up. Unfortunately for the Handler that is how Camille Winters met Five Hargreeves and the two became inseparable - unstoppable - the perfect duo.

There were moments where Cammie was willing to murder Five Hargreeves, and that was the day he got the equations wrong.

                                                           ***

It was a cold Thursday night when Allison Hargreeves was talking with her friends about the revolution in the hair salon. It was like any other day.

Until  - with a loud crash, the door was thrust open. Everyone jumped to their feet, standing in a defensive position.

In the door frame stood a girl, who looked to be in her teens. Her face was unreadable as she spoke in a clear commanding voice.

“I’m Cammie. Man over the road called the cops on ya love. I’d disperse the mothers meeting”

Allison never got to thank her, she was gone as quick as she came.

                                                        ***

Klaus as never one for constant socialising, which is why he was sat in an empty coffee shop with Ben sat opposite him. He didn’t notice the girl in a waitress uniform stand next to him until she spoke.

“Im Cammie, you want anything else Mister?”

Klaus looked up, to see a teen girl staring back at him with an unreadable expression.

“Are you not a little young to be of the working class my dear?” he asked absentmindedly. Ben rolled his eyes.

The girl smiled. “Im way older then you would believe darling,” she turned to where Ben was sat, seemingly invisible to anyone but Klaus. “And what about you hot stuff?” she smirked.

Klaus lifted his head from his arms “You can see him?” he asked

“No one ever comes in here darling, I think I’d notice not one but two cuties when they walk in,”

Ben sent an awkward smile “No thank you.” he said.

Cammie sent a sweet smile before walking off. She was gone before they could say anything else. 

                                                         ***

Cammie was furious. And that was an understatement. Five had gone through the portal, taking her with him to get back to his family but somehow she was thrown away and separated from him thrown back into the 60′s where she tried desperately to find him. Then, when she awoke to the grimy alleyway she had been chucked into she realised that she was stuck in her teenage body.

She told Five. She told him the equations were wrong but did he listen? Nope.

And now she was stuck god knows where.

Now, Cammie like Five had extraordinary powers. Although there lines of what she could do were blurred she could see flashes of events that happened in the past, present and future. In other words, time was her bitch. But when she saw the flash of Five being threatened by the Handler her blood boiled.

The only issue with Five is that the little shit couldn't seem to stay in the right timeline so Cammie didn’t know when he would be experiencing what she thought he was going through.

Needless to say all thoughts of common sense went out the window when she saw the Handler pointing a gun at her teenage husband. So naturally she teleported to the commission.

When she arrived the Handler was sitting at her office with an unpleasant smirk on her face. In-front of her were two people whom Cammie did not recognise. The first was a man, with long Jesus style hair and tan skin. He had tan skin and wore a shocked expression. The other was a woman with shoulder length dark hair and wide brown eyes. The Handler did not seem even slightly surprised and Cammie’s sudden appearance.

“Cammie dear, to what do I owe the pleasure?” she asked smiling.

“Why the HELL is my husband?” She growled, eyes narrowing into slits. The Handler rolled her eyes.

“Ah yes. Don’t worry he’s a free man, still trying to stop what cannot be stopped..I must say you do look better at this age than you did two weeks ago”

Cammie rolled her eyes, looking at the two people next to her, who were staring in shock.

“I told him.” Cammie said angrily. “I told him the equations were wrong. But my husband thought he was right.”

Cammie picked up a Vase and threw it against the bookshelf so it shattered into a million pieces. “BECAUSE FIVE HARGREEVES NEVER FUCKING LISTENS”  

The Handler didn’t even blink, but the man in the chair with the Jesus hair spoke up “Hold on a minuet, Five Hargreeves is your husband? The bastard managed to get married??”

Cammie laughed. “And how would you know him?”

The man paused for a moment, “Im his brother, Deigo”

Cammie rolled her eyes, “Tell me, was he always a little shit?”

“Yes,”

The Handler stood up, picking up a gun and pointing it at Cammie who didn’t seem even slightly fazed at the fact her life was being threatened. By now it was a common occurrence. “What do you want Cammie?” she said

“Where. Is. My. Husband.” she seethed

Diego spoke up “Last I heard he was with a Man called Elliot, down an alleyway”

Cammie turned to face him “How come your’e more helpful in a second than Five has been his entire life?”

“Tell me, do you flirt with all the Haregreeve siblings?” The Handler sneered.

Cammie laughed “She’s just salty Five chose me and not her.”

The Handler raised her weapon firing multiple times but it was too late. In a flash of blue light Cammie was gone.

“Five got Married?”

                                                          ***

Five and Luther were having a nice little conversation about the poor dead Elliot in the chair when they saw a flash of blue light which seemed to be emitting a lot of crashing sounds and swearing coming from the balcony below them.

“Shit. Its the commission get down.” Five whispered to Luther who decided to do as he was told.

“How have they found us?”

Five sighed running his hands through his hair in frustration as he peeked behind the sofa. “I don’t know, but they are dangerous so be careful.”

“FIVE HARGREEVES I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU ARE HERE I AM GOING TO WRING YOUR NECK AND STAB YOUR EYES OUT WITH SPOONS”

“How many enemies do you have??” asked Luther eyes wide in shock.

However Five was staring at where the sound was coming from with a slight smile on his face. Luther was more shocked that Five was producing a genuine smile than anything else. 

“She’s not an enemy” he said standing up and walking to the stairs.

“FIVE GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR I AM GOING TO KILL YOU”

Luther looked at him incredulously “Well she sure sounds like it.”

When Five got to the stairs, he was relieved to see Cammie, standing hands on hips glaring at him with the angriest stare she could muster. He merely smiled back, finding it slightly amusing how angry she was. (And slightly scary but he would never admit that)

As soon as it clicked that Five was in fact okay, Cammie marched up the staircase yelling how much she was going to absolutely slaughter him, her speed not slowing down as she drew nearer

“Er - Five? Are you sure she is not the enemy because she looks -”

Luther watched as Cammie came nearer to his brother unsure of what to do until she ...kissed Five?

The girl had ran to Five and placed her hands firmly on the sides of his face pulling him down to kiss her. His arms wrapped around her waist pulling her closer. Her hands travelled to his hair, running her hands through it. 

Luther just stood there mouth open, trying to comprehend what was happening in front of him.

The kiss broke, leaving Cammie still on her toes, face buried in the crook of Fives neck as he had one arm still wrapped around her waist and the other stroking her hair.

“W h a t?” Luther finally managed to get out

The pair separated looking up at the bigger man, who was staring between the two blankly. first of all he was shocked that Cammie hadn’t tried to kill them, but also the fact that his annoying, self centred arsehole of a brother actually found love - and not to mention the fact he had never seen Five as happy as he looked right now.

“Cammie, this is my brother Luther, Luther this is my wife Cammie.”

“Im sorry you are married?”

Five rolled his eyes so Luther turned to Cammie.

“You actually like him?”

At this Cammie laughed, brushing hair out of Five’s face “Surprisingly I do - even if he never listens to me.”

Five turned to her “I do listen to you!” 

“Erm no you don’t. I told you the calculations were off but you didn’t listen to me”

Five open and closed his mouth but no words came out, so he turned to Luther.

“We carry on with the plan, but this time we have her. She is so much better.”

“I still can’t get over the fact that you are married,”

                                                      ***

Cammie was laid in bed. Her head was on Fives chest, her arms wrapped around him, her leg hooked up on his waist. He was snuggled into her, burying his face in her hair as she slept, his arms tightly wrapped around her

The Hargreeve siblings were stood around around them, each with their mouth open slightly in shock.

“Can anyone else not get over the fact Five is Married?” Luther asked

“To a reasonable person no doubt,” Allison continued.

“And a baddass. The commission adore and are terrified by her.” Diego added

“Ben and I would like to point out she clearly makes Five happy. That’s a yay right?”

“Vanya nodded her head. “He looks at peace for once.”

And he did. For the first time in years the siblings saw their grumpy, annoying, pessimistic brother smile, a real genuine smile.

“If you guys don’t stop staring he will kill you,”

#five hargreeves #five hargreeves x reader #five x reader #number 5 #five x oc #the umbrella academy #deigo hargreeves #luther hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #Five fluff #five hargreeves fluff #aiden gallagher #umbrella academy fluff

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My fave cousin is autistic and if anyone hurt her I would yeet their ass to hell

not-so-friendly reminder to unfollow me if:

u think autism is a disease or illness

u think autism needs to be “cured”

u support Autism Speaks or organizations like it

u “feel bad” for ppl with autism and their families

u think autistic children are a burden to their parents/guardians 

u don’t believe in getting children vaccinated because vaccines “cause autism”

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I posted this as soon as I saw infinity War and lemme tell you I WAS RIGHT

And for once I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT

OK but listen.

Dr strange new every possible outcome correct? So when he realised that there was only one way around it so they could win, why didn’t he tell them the way they could win?

This could mean that what happened WAS the way that they could win.

Strange also said ’ it was the only way’ when saving Tony, which gives the impression that Strange did know what he was doing and knew exactly the outcome.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

#avengers #peter parker imagine #peter parker fluff #peter parker #infinity war #tony stark #tony stark x reader fluff #Tony stark fluff #bucky barnes #bucky x reader #loki x reader #loki (marvel) #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #Endgame #Marvel #marvel #Captain marvel

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shoutout to all the girls & women in their late teens and twenties who have never been kissed, never dated, never had sex, etc. society loves to make us feel isolated and like we’re doing something wrong or we’re failures.

just know that ur time will come and that life’s not all about that stuff anyway. you do you and don’t let anyone define u by ur experiences or lack thereof. ur amazing, ur beautiful & i love u

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OK but imagine your otp

Person A: hides emotions so it appears that they have non, hates everyone

Person B : little ball of sunshine.

Person A : I'm sorry, how can you be nice about that person? I hate them. Don't you?

Person B : I don't hate anybody.

Person A: um how? People are dicks

Person B: just think of three good things about them. It makes it harder to hate them.

Person A:............. I love you

#Natasha romanoff x Clint Barton #Avengers #Supernatural #Charlie x Dean #Destiel #Drarry #Draco x Harry #Bucky x Steve #Tony x Steve #Stucky #Riverdale #Bughead #Cute #Fluff

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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You can be bisexual and prefer women.

You can be bisexual and prefer men.

You can be bisexual and agender, genderfluid, and any other non-binary identity.

You can be bisexual and prefer partners with nb identities like yours.

You can be bisexual and unsure of what your gender is.

You can be bisexual and feel attraction to some genders like this and others like that.

You can be bisexual and feel no difference at all.

You can be bisexual and have no preference at all.

You can be bisexual and polyamorous, or bi and monogomous.

You can be bisexual and love sex, or want nothing to do with sex.

You can be bisexual and single. You can have never dated anyone.

You can be bisexual and young, or bisexual and old.

You can realize you’re bisexual at any age, with any partner.

Bisexual can look like anyone, bisexuality can be anyone’s life.

You’re allowed to be bi, you’re allowed to be yourself.

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“The truth is……I am Iron Man.”

Thank you, Robert Downey Jr., for your outstanding performance as Tony Stark in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (2008-2019)

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if you use music to cope with anxiety, depression or to help with your ADHD (like me) reblog, I'm trying to prove a point to my teacher

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Movie Tag

My top 10 favourite movies as gifs without there titles

I tag

@excusememecouldyoupleaseleave @uwu-ni @dead-inside-and-drunk-outside @thelostgirl-crylittlesister @fanged-lostgirl @killjoy-toast @i-love-my-two-gay-dads @tooinlovewithfictionalpeople

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5 things in my bag

- lipsel

-pastel highlighters

- chocolate

- Harry Potter and the deathly hallows

- headphones

5 things in my room

-bookshelf

-fairy lights

- pop figues

-bed

- me

5 of my favourite things

-Netflix

- food

- my best friend

- my phone

-Internet

5 things I'm into right now

-supernatural

-riverdale

- Harry Potter

- stranger things

- Ariana Grande

5 things in my to do list

- revise for my GCSEs

- talk to my crush

-revise

- revise

- revise

5 things tag!!

I was tagged by @denimmay ! 

5 things in my bag:

1. Too many chapsticks

2. My keys, bus pass, and student card

3. Mittens

4. Wallet

5. Tons of receipts and movie stubs

5 things in my room:

1. My record player and records

2. Plants upon plants

3. My goldfish Dylan

4. Fairy lights

5. Huge tapestry

5 of my favourite things:

1. caffeine

2. animals! Especially my dog Lenny

3. Music

4. Oversized sweaters!!

5. My huge fuzzy blanket

5 things I’m into right now:

1. 70’s and 80’s fashion

2. Doc Marten’s

3. Playing my bass again

4. Experimenting with make up

5. Not being so hard on myself :)

5 things on my to-do list:

1. Finish my current college program

2. Get into the para-medicine program at the college of my choice

3. CLEAN MY ROOM

4. Do my taxes

5. Catch up on some much needed sleep

Im tagging: @slutforrogertaylorandothers @pastel-world14 @drowseyroger @rogeranddeaky @rogerisinlovewithhiscar @mymakeupmaybeflaking and anyone else that wants to do it :)

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A- age : 16

B - birthplace : Lincolnshire

C - current time : 19.08

D - drink you last had : coke

E - easiest person to talk to : my cousin @its-fun-to-be-a-vampire

F - favourite song : It changes all the time but right now it is " break up with your girlfriend I'm bored"

G - grossest memory : when I cut my leg open.

H - horror yes or no? : Hell Yes

I - in love? : I mean I have a crush, but I wouldn't call it love

J - jealous of other people : not gonna lie, I do get jealous of how pretty other people are

K - kissed yes or no : nah, I'm forever alone

L - love at first sight: I believe in crush at first sight. Not love

M - middle name : Iris

N - number of siblings : two

O - one wish : either three more wishes or become an actress

P - person you last called : my friend Emily

Q - question you're always asked : How are you still hungry???

R - reading rn : Remus lupin Fanfic oops

S - song you last sang : 7 rings by Arianna Grande

T - time I woke up: Time is an illusion

U - Underwear colour : black

V - virgin : yes.

W - when was the last time you laughed : On Friday. My friend was picking Mr up from theatre, but she was late and I got really worried. Then when there were a few people left, she walked in. I was so relieved I ran up and hugged her. Hugged her so hard that I broke my glasses! Fun times 😂

X - x Ray : nah

Y - your fave food : pasta bake. Especially when my nan makes it

Z - zodiac sign: capricorn!

@leviathanpotato

I was a tagged by the lovely @pastelpennylane !!!!

Rules answer the questions (in a separate post or a reblog idc) and tag people yo

A- age: 18

B- Birthplace: Stockbridge, GA (in FL now tho)

C-Current time: 12:49 pm

D- Drink you last had: White mocha with caramel and toffee nut. iced…. I’m a barista ok?

E-Easiest person to talk to: My dad or people on tumblr for sure.

F-Favorite song: I cannot pick. seriously.

G-Grossest memory: alright well. in 6th or 7th grade I rode the bus right, and we had this old gross bus and me being me I wanted to be friends with the group of guys who sat up front. the weirdos we were. and they were daring their friend to lick the bus seat or something and he wouldn’t do it. so… I called him a wuss then proceeded to get down and lick the bus floor to one up him. I did not get sick but I did have those friends through the rest of middle school so. worth it? I know disgusting but hey I ain’t no chump…. unless theres rollercoasters involved then I am the biggest chump.

H-Horror, yes or no: Y E S

I-In love: idk maybe who knows

J-Jealous of people: uh sadly yea I get jealous of other people when they get close to my friend or s/o I’m possessive because I’m insecure whoops there I said it.

K-Kissed yes or no: yea it sucked haha

L-Love at first sight or am I gonna have to walk by again: I believe it’s possible but like everyone else wall by again anyway.

M-Middle name: Grace

N-Number of siblings: 1 older brother. that asshat.

O-One wish: to be fully content in whatever my life has for me.

P-Person you called last: mother.

Q-Question you’re always asked: are you Kevin’s daughter? “yup!”

R-Reading anything right now: not at the moment but I might be soon.

S-Song you last sang: Joanne- Lady Gaga… it’s a good song guys.

T-Time you woke up: 6:47 am

U-Underwear color: blue I think I havent checked lmao it was dark this morning.

V-Virgin: who’s to say.

W-When was the last time you really laughed: my dad and I made a really dumb pun and that set us off so. yea

X-Xray: yup I sprained my ankle real bad we thought I fractured it. also I had braces so I had to do tons of dental xrays.

Y-Your favorite food: oooooh Lo mein.

Z-Zodiac sign: Libra!

@fanged-lostgirl @dead-inside-and-drunk-outside @its-fun-to-be-a-vampire @thelostgirl-crylittlesister

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@its-fun-to-be-a-vampire love you too, xxxxxxxxxxxx

Have You Told Your Mutuals You Love Them Today?

@lunaesteria @sleepywitchmc @orriculum @themanicnami @pinklemonwitch