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what watcher is doing is really gross. since they're putting content behind yet another paywall, i want to share some docs with y'all so you can be informed before you decide if you want to have yet another subscription service

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Remember when Ryan said a psychic told him he’d die on camera? Do y’all think it was about this?

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[Is that music?] Yeah, it’s coming from behind this wall.

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Reblog if you are okay with people giving you lots of boops!

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Which was more culturally significant, the renaissance, or Jude Duarte kissing Cardan whilst holding a knife to his throat?

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Jude & Wren: *breathing*

Cardan & Oak:

#i love my malewives #simps #oak greenbriar #cardan greenbriar #the folk of the air #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #how the king of elfhame learned to hate stories #the stolen heir #the prisoners throne #jurdan #oak x wren #judecardan #oak x suren #holly black #source: dune

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The Prisoner's Throne cured my depression for the rest of the year ✨

#it's all the jurdan content ngl #the folk of the air #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #how the king of elfhame learned to hate stories #the stolen heir #the prisoners throne #holly black #jurdan #judecardan

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Cardan's tail

going swish

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Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I announce to you, after a decade, jude still steals Cardan's clothes and even wears them in front of the kingdom.

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Honestly, at this point, id even read about Cardan and Jude doing the most mundane things like eating breakfast or Cardan giving Jude little morning kisses. I just love them with my everything

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THE PARALLELS BETWEEN JUDE & CARDAN AND OAK & SUREN.

I AM NOT OKAY.

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Jude Duarte

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Balekin: Jude Duarte you will leave the High King’s side

Cardan:

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"Fictional characters can't consent" feels like some weird psy-op to get us all so dispirited and furious that we abandon literacy altogether. Hope you manage to get your family out of Star Wars, etc.

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Did Shane get fired from Top 5 Beatdown?

nah he was getting married but he's on thin ice after the cereal debacle

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✨Jurdan Core✨

#jurdan #jurdancore #jude and cardan #judecardan #the folk of the air #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #how the king of elfhame learned to hate stories #the stolen heir #the prisoner's throne #holly black #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Jude: *falls from ceiling*

all of Elfhame: clap her in chains!

Cardan:

#jurdan