Cardinal: General! I found out Phasma was the one who killed your father!
General Hux:
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ok but has anyone considered… stormtrooper memes. stormtroopers with injokes. stormtroopers quietly passing along little nudges and references while they’re standing guard or patrolling endless hallways. hux pausing halfway through a speech, suspiciously— he just heard a very tiny, staticy giggle. like,
(standing in front of blank wall or empty box) nothing to see here, move along
let’s just put that in the back pocket for now mmkay
*eats ration bar* mm mmm tastes like [dead comrade]
you can’t be mean to me on my birthday
*force chokes a problem*
(between heavy darth vader wheezes) i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed.
(when something falls over) rebel scum!
*points at large machine* mom
it’s party time (everyone stands perfectly still for at least a minute)
(when friend come into the room) you’re surplus to requirements
they put a worm in him
*picks up thing that is not a phaser* pew pew
i’m matt the radar technician
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Has this been done? I dunno but here it is!
Took me months to draw this! Thought it up since I first saw TROS. Basically it’s a “what if Finn had accidentally hit Hux in the vein then decided to take him with them out of guilt”
(Also I will admit, if I where to ship Hux with someone other than Kylo, him and Poe make one of my favourite relationship dynamics!)
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I shouldn't stay but I don't wanna go🥀
……ชอบละเกินนนชิปที่เลือกไม่ได้เนี้ย 🌚🌝
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The yo mama jokes also hurt too, but that’s beside the point.
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doodle before going to sleep
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A day in the life of General Hux.
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I was watching The Last Jedi bonus disc, when I saw this:
“He [Rian Johnson] directs a space sequence the way he does, you know, an intimate scene between two people.”
That’s Poe’s X-Wing in front of Hux’s ship.
Confirmed: Gingerpilot is canon.
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No you don't understand I just need every single sci-fi space fictions in a Macross AU like every time I listen to a song and I was like what if, they are singing, but like, in space???? Imagine like Star Wars, but with Space Idols??????? Yes?????????
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