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When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

#lol

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“A Thread of Tips” by Shelby

• #16 is missing but to find out more tips, follow her on twitter; be sure to thank her! 😁

#school

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the most unrealistic thing about harry potter

is that no teacher ever called him James by accident, or that Ron never was called “Bill-, eh Charl-, no Per-, argh!”

#lol #harry potter

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that oldest sister feel when you just accept that any task not deliberately directed at someone in particular is going to be your responsibility

#yes

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The US president is here in the UK [03/06/19] for a state visit, the highest honour for a visiting leader of a foreign country. It usually involved a speech in parliament, then a ride to Buckingham palace in a carriage with the Queen, a dinner at Buckingham palace and then a stay at the palace. Basically, Britain does what it does best, put on an expensive show to mask the mess of our domestic politics [aaaaaaah]. 

However, John Bercow, speaker of the house of commons, said almost a year ago that he wouldn’t be approving a speech at parliament, there was no ride to Buckingham palace because of the fear of protesters and apparently…. there aren’t enough rooms at Buckingham PALACE…

Welcome to the UK, Mr Trump. Hope you don’t enjoy your stay.  

#lol

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call me bi phobic or wuteva but i would never date a bisexual. theyre just gonna cheat smh

Anon, there are approximately 390 billion trees in the Amazon rainforest. These trees vary widely in species and size. The chemical reactions that occur in these trees in order to produce organic compounds and oxygen from carbon dioxide and water are complex and require a constant supply of energy to be generated by the plant. One of these 390 billion trees works hard to replace the oxygen that you breathe. Anon, I want you to find this tree deep in the Amazon rainforest and apologise to it for wasting the oxygen it works so hard to produce.

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“i got a thousand texans calling for gay sex in a marvel movie.” 

he really is so powerful 

#marvel

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i don’t get how ppl can hate the rain ? like…..the ocean came all this way to give the world tiny kisses & u treat her like this ???

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#lol #odaat

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#me #studentlife

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I need to get my shit together, yesterday.

#me

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#dogs

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#harry potter #anna kendrick

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

#hats

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I’m totally calling it this from now on. 

#school #statistiek

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bonus:

#ouat #lol