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at the point where my autocorrect corrects ducking to fucking. i’ve won

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Guy who wears a bib while eating someone out

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the Columbia University arrests are worse than they seem. They're arresting protesting students for trespassing. It goes without saying students cannot meaningfully "trespass" in the common areas of a university they attend. So Columbia University has suspended all student protestors from their institution, in the process revoking their access to housing, their belonging, and most crucially damaging their academic futures. We are witnessing full scale silencing and removal of anyone of conscience from the next generation of academia.

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being a little kid was so funny bc you could literally just say somethint like “I think everybody should get along and share :-)” and all the adults in your life would go oh GODDDD STUUUPIIIIDD!!!!!!!! STUPID FUCKING KID ALERT!! Don’t uou know when you grow up you have to face the Government Mandated 100000 Wild boar Attack

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if you want young queers to want to associate with elder queers then maybe the culture shouldn't be so ridiculous and over the top. I get second hand embarrassment from drag queens and leather daddies and kinksters in puphoods acting like they represent all gays

I would much rather be represented by drag queens, leather daddies and pups than by petulant cowards afraid of their own reflection. You are talking about people who never had the option of being seen as "normal people who just happen to be gay" and channeled their pain into self expression, community and art. And who are you? You define yourself not in terms of who you are and what you create but in terms of who you are not and what you lack. These people you hate only seem larger than life because your life is too small and insignificant to fit them.

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morality ocd coded dreams are so funny like what if you did this horrible thing and everyone wanted you dead. ok now that you're awake you have to look insane by asking people if it happened in real life

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Can’t believe Din Djarin fucked Yoda and made baby Yoda.

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Why is every other upper class houndsman like this

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#his podcast is great too i just started listening recently #it’s called ‘a bit fruity’ and he talks about the same stuff but in more detail obviously

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When a lesbian artist is like boldly lesbian and everyone is like 'omg bi icon, wait maybe she not REALLY a lesbian she sang about a boy a few times' I'm just... world explosion. Chappell Roan and Renée Rapp are lesbians and y'all are just gonna have to cope

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Absolutely amazing 🏳️‍🌈🫶🌈

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Are you twelve

No, I’m…Ahhh…AHHHH…!!!! *Clutches my throbbing head and topples to my knees, writhing in pain* Why can’t I remember……my past…..?!??!! AAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thinking about this..I'm so happy for him

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misokinesia so bad i need blinders like a horse

#real

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did you date in high school?

#yes #hiii topaz #tumblr mutual to exes pipeline #poll