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“you’re letting him put his fangs WHERE?” well in my neck, obviously. feel like that one should be a given. But also my

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Here's your daily reminder to Click for Palestine!!

It only takes a few seconds!!

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Our queen

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It's dangerous to go alone, take this

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Hey sorry I didn't talk to you for over a week time keeps moving too fast

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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

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epic... rap battles of history..... puppy .......................versus..................... kitty......................... BEGIN!!!!

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Business Names in the 1800s: Primary Flour, Just Cement, Worldwide Copper, The Only Gasoline You Should Be Allowed To Buy

Business Names in the 1900s: Axiom, Artemis Manufacturing, Pinnacle Hygienics, Olympian Glue, Divine Yogurt, The Coolest Car Manufacturer With The Largest Hog In Town

Business Names in the 2000s: Gubi, Turna, Clooper, Jumbli, Dongr, Shnet, Pungu, Pooble, Weeeu

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disgusts me deeply to say it but 30 dollars is basically the new 20 dollars

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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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genuinely the funniest thing ive seen on reddit

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