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Big!! Beanie!! Bettas!!!

They're looking for homes over at my webbed site Palaeoplushies.com

:C

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🐐🍷Goat Astarion & 🐺🍷wolf Cazador

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Please be normal

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compelled yesterday to make a zine about a lifetime of being a contrarian little shit sketched left-handed and inked right (ow)

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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

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more of my baby. her name is moon river

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in the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed are kings

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One small but extremely annoying effect of Tech Modernization or w/e is how UI contrast is garbage anymore, especially just, like, application windows in general.

"Ooh our scrollbar expands when you mouse over it! Or does it? Only you can know by sitting there like an idiot for 3 seconds waiting for it to expand, only to move your cursor away just as it does so!" or Discord's even more excellent "scrollbar is 2 shades off of the background color and is one (1) pixel wide" fuck OFF

I tried to move a system window around yesterday and had to click 3 times before I got the half of the upper bar that let me drag it. Why are there two separate bars with absolutely nothing to visually differentiate them on that.

"Well if you look closely-" I should not!! have to squint!!! at the screen for a minute straight to detect basic UI elements!! Not mention how ableist this shit is, and for what? ~✨Aesthetic✨~?

and then every website and app imitates this but in different ways so everything is consistently dogshit to try to use but not always in ways you can immediately grok it's!!!! terrible!!!! just put lines on things again I'm begging you!!!!

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boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

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This machine kills AI

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yummy pomegranate

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foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

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she’s happy that I’m back!

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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

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