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torru369 · 7 months
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If anyone wants to see my rather cursed video parodying Casino Royale with Mario and Sonic plushes here you go. https://youtu.be/unGrHz5FzJI
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torru369 · 8 months
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Sabine's player if Star Wars was DnD
This is a player that absolutely refuses to have Roleplaying experience penalties.
"Hey, Steve is putting together a session using those sci-fi rules again. You in?"
"There a good heavy armor class?"
"Checks notes. Ummm, the Mandalorian's look good but there are some odd class requirements on religion and conduct."
"Eh, we're rebels in that. We can make it work."
Season 2 happens
"Ok, can we stop getting these overpowered space wizard enemies that make it impossible to shoot? I play this to avoid CoDzilla's not homebrew them. Can I at least get a lightsaber of my own?"
"You have any idea the penalties you will have if you just pick up a lightsaber just because? There haven't been a whole lot of Mandalorian Jedi for a reason."
"Well there were some right? Let me have one of there's."
"Check's notes. Last Mandalorian lightsaber was ... the Darksaber, last seen .. with Maul."
"Ok, you can just have him drop it next time we fight him."
Ahsoka starts
"You guys continuing your sessions, I think I can swing by for the next ones."
"Alright, but we've been up to a lot since last time. You might be under levelled."
"As long as we don't go too hard I think I can manage."
Episode 1
"Really, the first time I am back and we go through the grapple rules. Ok, I grab Ezra's lightsaber and head outside."
"You see a robed young woman holding the device."
"I activate the lightsaber and make an intimidation check."
"Unimpressed the woman unveils her own lightsaber."
"Aw, hell. After this I am getting cross classed as a jed!"
"Cross class at your level? Her stats are not geared for a jedi."
"I don't care, I am doing it."
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torru369 · 1 year
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Anyone seen the latest chapter of My Hero Academia? Cause Dabi is getting the worst family barbecue this side of Westeros there.
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torru369 · 2 years
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Context does not make that better.
If you don't know X-Men lore, this is a strange comparison:
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[id: Headline from CBR, which reads: "Charles Xavier is No Better Than the Canadian Government". Next to the headline is an image of Charles Xavier, a bald white man in a wheelchair, holding his fingertips to his temples. end id.]
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torru369 · 2 years
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A Study of RWBY’s fallen weapons
Well with Volume 9 of RWBY on the way I would like to take a look at the fallen weapons of the titular team. The symbolism of each weapons status is likely going to run parallel with the team’s quest for identity in the coming Volume. That said lets start from the top.
1. Crescent Rose
Crescent Rose’s fall is unique in that it wasn’t intentional. It simply fell as Ruby failed to use both her weapon and the Staff of Creation at the same time and in the end lost both. The symbolism is quite clear, Ruby is torn between her belief in what a Huntress is and the burden of being one of those tasked with stopping Salem from gaining the Relics and it is destroying her mentally and physically. This distinction is made more important because just prior to this Weiss uses both her own weapon and the Staff to stop Neo. Weiss also has the distinction of not being separated from her weapon, showing that her duties as a Huntress and her own ambitions to restore the Schnee family are not in contention.
2. Hush
Neo’s lost weapon shares a fate with its master, discarded by Cinder when Neo’s drive to kill Ruby for Torchwick had run its course for Cinder. Rather importantly Neo was separated from Hush by Ruby when she outmaneuvered Neo when she had so confidently had her at her mercy. This point is rather important, showing that Neo has forsaken the real reason she fights for petty vengeance and it has left her with nothing. The Volume teaser shows Neo attacking Ruby  with her bare hands, sacrificing her own identity and still having nothing to show for it. If Neo does not see herself for what she really is and what she wants to become I don’t believe she will be leaving Ever After.
3. Gambol Shroud
Lastly Blake’s signature weapon has a rather depressing new feature, its once iconic ribbon has been burned in half. This has rather dark implications for the Faunus princess, as the ribbon symbolizes Blake making connections and reaching ever farther. Now her connections have been severed and even those who have endeavored to fight in her stead have fallen, proven by the fact that it does not fall as a consequence of the gateways closing but Weiss being unable to hold onto it while fighting for her. Importantly Blake has not lost all of Gambol Shroud, the sheath still remains with her. Most weapons sheath’s are supposed to be places where one can leave them in peace but Blake’s have a blade integrated within them giving the impression she is never truly at peace and expects combat in the most pristine of areas. A sentiment that has actually wrung true for her, as every place she has called home thus far has come under attack. I believe that a change in her sheath may be incoming for her.
And that’s that for the fallen weapons. And I may as well take a look at Yang. Ember Cellica has not been broken, even the artificial limb has kept together despite everything Yang has been through. This is likely because the reason that she became a Huntress has not turned and broke her. While her adventures have taken her many places that she would rather not have gone she still believes in tomorrow and rushed in to be the protector and guardian she envisioned herself to be without hesitation, just more aware of what may happen to her. Right now a break in her weapon or artificial limb would take more then her being in a strange land with no idea how to leave. What that may be we will wait and see.
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torru369 · 2 years
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Welp this is Neo’s last stop
Cause a place that reacts to your emotions that requires the empathy of locals is not what her skillset and mindset is made for. Been a fun ride with you, but your ice cream flavoured shenanigans are coming to an end.
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torru369 · 2 years
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Once again Star Wars shows that Darth Vader is the ultimate “All I have is my job.” dude.
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torru369 · 2 years
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Don’t tell me what to sodomize.
Fuck, Dinner.
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torru369 · 2 years
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Why does every adaptation have to ask “Can we put sex in it?” Getting real worried about the Last Airbender netflix show at this rate.
I wonder how that Halo TV Show is going.
-checks-
oh god they cucked cortana
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torru369 · 2 years
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If Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Actually happened
You know compy’s would be the new pet sweeping the planet. I don’t care that you shouldn’t keep more than one of them and they are known to attack small children. You would totally want one.
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torru369 · 2 years
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Well to be fair she never met Salem. That would not have gone down well.
Do you think there's a point to the fact that Winter's sword name hasn't been revealed even in expanded material?
Because their weapons are extensions of their selves, and I'm not sure Winter has much of a solid sense of self. As far as I can see, she's always defined herself by what others wanted for her. She even frames her defection as "admitting Weiss was right".
Might be wrong about that, though, I've been wrong about Winter before. We didn't exactly get much of her before V7, after all. Little hard to get a read on her. =p
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torru369 · 2 years
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Gonna do a Let’s Play on Chrono Cross
If anyone has any suggestions on what characters and routes I should do say what you want.
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torru369 · 2 years
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Getting back into Dreams
Well for a while there I wasn’t doing to much with my Dreams game, but right now I have decided to give it another try. If you want to look my Youtube channel has me playing, sometimes badly, assorted Dreams to give creators a boost. Check them out and you will give me one too.
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torru369 · 2 years
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So has anyone noticed in RWBY?
That in a show about people using their souls to defend themselves the gingers keep dyeing? Pretty sure there is a joke about that somewhere but I am not doing it, just pointing it out.
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torru369 · 2 years
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Wonder how Power Rangers would be different if there was a poly relationship between Jason, Tommy and Kimberly now thank you very much for that.
Power Rangers (2017) was a better sequel, spiritually, to Pacific Rim than Pacific Rim's own sequel.
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torru369 · 2 years
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Pretty sure that Obi said that Yoda taught him some things in The Phantom Menace too. Always thought it was a thing where Yoda handed Obi to Qui Gon partway through his training.
...I just realized that Yoda teaching younglings is only established in Attack of The Clones.
That scene probably only exists because people pointed out that Obi Wan says Yoda taught him in Empire Strikes Back while The Phantom Menace has Qui Gon, so Lucas added it to cover his ass continuity-wise.
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torru369 · 2 years
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It’s getting Harder and Harder to rewatch How I Met Your Mother
Every year another actor of the side characters dies. Most of the time this happens to a show it’s usually a few decades old, HIMYM is only 8 years. The most notable Actor to die on Friends was Gunther’s. And that was just last year.
RIP Bob Saget
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