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tortcontent · 4 months
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Amongst all of David's awards, you were recently named on the DILF list. Here's the top five: 1. Pedro Pascal, 2. Oscar Isaac. 3. David Tennant. 4. Mads Mikkelsen. 5. Cillian Murphy. Oh, and Michael Sheen came in-
#Micheal Sheen silence on this is deafening
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tortcontent · 4 months
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hey babygirls i made some posters for my wall if you guys want to use them anywhere...
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im a very normal mentally un-ill person btw
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“Trollet som grunner på hvor gammelt det er“ by Theodor Kittelsen
“(Troll Wonders How Old He Is)”
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tortcontent · 5 months
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yes, have a good day!
(slowly puts campbell bain and benedick in my pocket)
the good omens rabbithole is so crazy. like, "wow, some gay angels and demons! thats cool!" and suddenly you're obsessed with queen and 70s music and also low-key into researching christian mythology, then you decide to research about the actors and realize michael sheen reads good omens fanfiction?? wait- he was in twilight??? what the FUCK is masters of sex?? and then you research more about his roles and suddenly you're watching bright young things and wilde for the 5 minutes of michael sheen screentime in it because miles maitland is a fucking legend- WAIT DAVID IS ALSO IN BRIGHT YOUNG THINGS??? and suddenly you're back on doctor who and what the hell is takin over the asylum? no idea but its awesome holy shit!! and now you're kind of obsessed with shakespeare??? and now you're watching all three seasons of staged with the amazon britbox free trial?? and now you have 5 new sub-hyperfixations that all branch from good omens and now you are confused.
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tortcontent · 5 months
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well im pretty sure washing your hands was actually one of the prophecies from agnes nutter, if i remember! crowley and aziraphale were there for her execution in the book and radio version if i remember correctly but it wasnt there in the show sadly. i do think that crowley and aziraphale know some very vague things from the future since im sure She knows everything that is about to happen. i wouldn't be surprised if they heard things from head office!!
him: she’s probably texting other guys right now..
her: how the FUCK did crowley know what lead or a balloon was, and how the fuck did he know it would go down??? could he predict the foreseeable future until lead was discovered and until the first balloon was invented? was it in his paperwork what a balloon would be? did they have balloons in eden? like a happy birthday decoration at Earth’s birthday party? what else did crowley know? does he have a weird ability to predict the inventions of man? or did he just decide to string some words together and call it a day? and WHY THE FUCK DID AZIRAPHALE NOD IN UNDERSTANDING? did HE know what in the everliving heaven-hell-whatever a LEAD BALLOON was while standing in the GARDEN OF EDEN? or did he just pretend to know because he didn’t want to appear confused?? im. ???? o hmy god.
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tortcontent · 5 months
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oh, but why would you ever want to?
the good omens rabbithole is so crazy. like, "wow, some gay angels and demons! thats cool!" and suddenly you're obsessed with queen and 70s music and also low-key into researching christian mythology, then you decide to research about the actors and realize michael sheen reads good omens fanfiction?? wait- he was in twilight??? what the FUCK is masters of sex?? and then you research more about his roles and suddenly you're watching bright young things and wilde for the 5 minutes of michael sheen screentime in it because miles maitland is a fucking legend- WAIT DAVID IS ALSO IN BRIGHT YOUNG THINGS??? and suddenly you're back on doctor who and what the hell is takin over the asylum? no idea but its awesome holy shit!! and now you're kind of obsessed with shakespeare??? and now you're watching all three seasons of staged with the amazon britbox free trial?? and now you have 5 new sub-hyperfixations that all branch from good omens and now you are confused.
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tortcontent · 5 months
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Hey ! ❤️ sorry to bother you but I can't find the post where there was a list of all the scenes that were improvised in Good Omens. If you happen to find the post, or to know the few scenes that were not in the script, I will be so grateful 🥹
Hiya! :) Improvised scenes (haven't seen the post I'm afraid :)<3):
In the First Season:
The end of the bench scene in the dinosaur park
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Shadwell's "Sergeant Pepper" when he meets Crowley
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In the Second season:
Crowley ordering the sherry
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Aziraphale hugging the tumour jar
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Crowley's Flower of Scotland
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Furfur mispronouncing Aziraphale
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Crowley goofing with the fez in the magic shop
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tortcontent · 5 months
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since people headcanon crowley and freddie mercury to be best friends do you think that crowley felt safe around freddie mercury bc he says darling and dear like aziraphale........
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the good omens rabbithole is so crazy. like, "wow, some gay angels and demons! thats cool!" and suddenly you're obsessed with queen and 70s music and also low-key into researching christian mythology, then you decide to research about the actors and realize michael sheen reads good omens fanfiction?? wait- he was in twilight??? what the FUCK is masters of sex?? and then you research more about his roles and suddenly you're watching bright young things and wilde for the 5 minutes of michael sheen screentime in it because miles maitland is a fucking legend- WAIT DAVID IS ALSO IN BRIGHT YOUNG THINGS??? and suddenly you're back on doctor who and what the hell is takin over the asylum? no idea but its awesome holy shit!! and now you're kind of obsessed with shakespeare??? and now you're watching all three seasons of staged with the amazon britbox free trial?? and now you have 5 new sub-hyperfixations that all branch from good omens and now you are confused.
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tortcontent · 7 months
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id love to join in this delusion as well!!!
So, I was rewatching the kiss scene frame-by-frame, as one does, and I realized something. First I thought, well, Alex, you probably saw that wrong, let’s keep going. A minute later, however, I was confronted with the reality of no, not mistaken. 
Maybe I am late to the party and everyone has already seen it and knows about it, but in case there are people that haven’t: Aziraphale not only puts his hand on Crowley’s back, he puts his left one on his waist BEFORE that.
Not just that, he slides it up and also uses it as leverage to pull Crowley closer. I could go through those few seconds one frame at a time, but that would take forever, so I will give you the highlights in chronological order.
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His hands flutter around at first and don’t settle anywhere, which is actually really useful since it shows us what the angle for that looks like.
Now, the next time his left hand moves up, look at the progression. It does not go down the same way as before. Instead, it moves inward and against Crowley’s waist. And it STAYS THERE right up until he moves both of his hands away.
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Look at the angle!!!! Look at how it moves INWARD and towards Crowley instead of straight down like before.
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Still moving towards Crowley with a slight downwards drift because he is aiming for his waist.
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Now it is too low for us to see but I think it is very obvious where his hand has settled. Maybe I am going insane after only thinking about this show for almost a month straight. Maybe not. Call me crazy but the angle here is DIFFERENT. The second one very much looks like he is holding onto Crowley.
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Aziraphale kisses back. Fully kisses back. Somehow, that wasn’t enough for Michael Sheen, no, he had to fully commit to it and *close his eyes* when he reciprocates, too. Look at this!!! The way his eyes flutter shut when Crowley first grabs him, then open, and then CLOSE AGAIN when he starts holding him in return. Kissing back with his eyes closed and his arms wrapped around him. The last picture is right before he moves his hand to his waist/the frame after the camera angle changes.
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Anyone else losing it right now? No? Just me? That’s fine, although I most definitely am not. Fine, that is. Michael Sheen I’m sending you my fucking therapy bills.
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tortcontent · 7 months
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Good Omens + Parallels
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tortcontent · 7 months
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just bringing this tag to attention
ok but he didn't HAVE to do that. he always has crowley's attention, he didn't have to slide his hands up to CROWLEY'S HEART, keep it there then SLIDE IT DOWN. he didn't have to but he was slut enough to do so and i respect that
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tortcontent · 7 months
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nuh-uh silly goose!!!!!!! you poopy head!!!!
wdym is this not how it went
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tortcontent · 7 months
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have you ever seen........ a fanfic.......... with the most diabolical tags........... and the most graphic descriptions......... and then at the end notes......... it links a podfic........ and you just wonder......... who would ever mutter anything like that out loud..........
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tortcontent · 7 months
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AAAHHHHHHHHHHH AAMNZON PROIEM WHT Y I CANRT IC ANT
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the signs they have in hell in good omens r so silly
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