it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
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mr beast just bought hundreds of old people skulls from a local cemetery and is having their grandchildren sip soda out of them
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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’
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i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again
these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled
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I mean I know a certain level of projection on fictional characters and situations is inevitable and even healthy, but sometimes you got to step back into the real world to remind yourself that Character X is not your shitty parent/abusive ex/asshole boss/bully from high school, and that people who like Character X are not personally victimizing you.
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Discord server fun
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there are many benefits to being a marine biologist
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Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"
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Nicaragua has taken Germany to the ICJ for its complicity in Gaza's genocide
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day 2 of being in the gym and being violently horny
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"What's better than sex?" Discovering new music that hits every fucking spot.
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