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"Yeah, I could go for some pizza, too. Nothing complicated, just a pizza margareta from Napales."
—Huey Duck
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Louie: I can't believe Launchpad just gave up like that. No offense, Huey, but I always thought you would be next.
Huey: Thank you.
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“Beyond man and woman lies the irresistible power of a queen.”
—Goldie
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“I got out of a bubble bath for this?!”
—Dewey Duck, to Huey
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“When all else fails, say the least likely thing!”
—Louie Duck, trying to weasel his way out of trouble
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Gandra: Hey, Fenton.
Fenton: *on the phone* Hey, Gandra—
Bradford: *also on the phone* WHY IS— NO. You CAN'T be talking to Fenton anymore. You're not talking to Fenton.
Gandra: You're not my DAD, don't fucking tell me what to DO!
Bradford: *still on the phone* STOP CALLING FENTON ON OUR EVIL PHONE LINE.
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Dr. Akita: Do you want a job? We can be like Batman and Robin.
Mark Beaks: *shrugs* Eh. I don't need a Robin.
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“I need a career change… Something where I can make piles of money with no work.”
—Louie Duck whenever his money-making ideas or schemes for Louie Inc. don't work
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“Oh god, he’s scheming again!”
—Huey Duck, right as Louie reveals his ultimate heist
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Thank you! I love it! XD
—Mod Lena
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@totally-correct-ducktales
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Dewey: Resolution time. This year, I'm gonna stop wasting my afternoons watching parkour fails online… and start doing my own parkour fails. Whoa-ba!
Dewey: *runs on the roof and attempts a parkour flip* Whoo-hoo! *lands face first on the roof* …Nailed it.
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"Lady luck smiles on me. ...Thanks, lady!"
—Louie Duck
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“Oh, WHY IS EVERYONE IN DANGER TODAY?!”
—Scrooge McDuck
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“Nobody comes between me and my kids!”
—Donald Duck
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Huey: What do you guys know about the 1400s?
Mark: No Wi-Fi.
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What do you mean this isn't how this scene from Confidential Casefiles went?
Webby: Where is my granny?
Black Heron: Why should I tell you?
Webby: Because I asked politely, and I only do that once.
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“I haven’t cursed anyone in years. …Not since my arch-enemy.”
—Magica DeSpell
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