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alya: ok for self-defence reasons, i’m going to pretend to be a robber and you guys have to act accordingly

marinette, adrien, nino, chloé: alright sure

alya: if you want to live give me all your money!

nino: bold of you to assume i have money

adrien: bold of you to assume i want to live

marinette: bold of you to assume i can die

chloé: bold of you to assume i care

alya:

alya: no—

#source: ??? #miraculous ladybug #mlb #miracuclass #akuma class #alya cesaire #miraculous alya #mlb alya #marinette dupain cheng #marinette miraculous #marinette mlb #adrien agreste #adrien miraculous #adrien mlb #nino lahiffe #chloe bourgeois #chloe miraculous #chloe mlb #chloe redemption #marinette x adrien #adrien x marinette #adrienette #adrinette #incorrect quotes #miraculous incorrect quotes #mlb incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes #incorrect mlb quotes #totally correct miracuclass

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chat noir: no but are you really sure you love me? like really sure? i don’t want to pressure you—

ladybug: chaton, we’ve been married for EIGHT YEARS.

#source: tumblr #miraculous: tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous ladybug #miraculous lb #mlb #miracuclass #akuma class #ladybug #ladybug miraculous #ladybug mlb #ml ladybug #chat noir #miraculous chat noir #chat noir mlb #ml chat noir #cat noir #ladybug and chat noir #ladybug x chat noir #chat noir x ladybug #miraculous ladynoir #ml ladynoir #ladynoir #incorrect quotes #miraculous incorrect quotes #mlb incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes #incorrect mlb quotes #totally correct miracuclass

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chloé: people say i have a unique way of lighting up the room

marinette:

marinette: it’s called arson, and those people are called witnesses.

#source: sanders sides #miraculous: tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous ladybug #miraculous lb #mlb #ml #miracuclass #akuma class #marinette dupain cheng #marinette dupain-cheng #marinette miraculous #marinette mlb #chloe bourgeois #chloé bourgeois #chloe mlb #chloe miraculous #chloe redemption #chloé redemption #chloe x marinette #marinette x chloe #chloenette #incorrect quotes #miracuclass incorrect quotes #miraculous incorrect quotes #mlb incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes #incorrect mlb quotes #totally correct quotes

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mme. bustier: this assignment is easy, just write about your happiest childhood memory

chloé: excuse me my what now

#source: twitter #miraculous: tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous ladybug #miraculous lb #mlb #ml #miracuclass #akuma class #chloe bourgeois #chloé bourgeois #chloe miraculous #chloe mlb #chloé miraculous #chloé mlb #chloe redemption #chloé redemption #caline bustier #bustier #mme bustier #bustier miraculous #bustier mlb #incorrect quotes #miracuclass incorrect quotes #miraculous incorrect quotes #mlb incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes #incorrect mlb quotes #totally correct miracuclass

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chat noir: girls always say they want a freak in the sheets but the second i put on my roman era handcrafted steel plate armor from the 1500s and attempt to overthrow greece it’s “too much”

#source: twitter #chat is vv smart but he’s also so so dumb #idiot (affectionate) #he could be saying this to either lb or mari who knows #oh also mari and chat are besties ofc #miraculous: tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous ladybug #miraculous lb #mlb #miracuclass #akuma class #chat noir #cat noir #miraculous chat noir #chat noir mlb #ladynoir #ml ladynoir #ladybug x chat noir #chat noir x ladybug #marichat #marinette x chat noir #chat noir x marinette #cat noir x marinette #miraculous incorrect quotes #mlb incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes #incorrect mlb quotes #totally correct miracuclass

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marinette: synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest it sounds nice and cozy, but if i invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.

alya: my favorite is the difference between a "butt dial" and a "booty call.”

chloé: it's called connotations.

nino: try this one on for size: "Forgive me Father, I have sinned" and "Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty"

adrien: great news! Language is now banned.

#source: tumblr #chloé went through her redemption arc and is absolutely part of their friend group #i don’t make the rules 🤷🏻‍♀️ #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous ladybug #mlb #miracuclass #akuma class #marinette dupain cheng #marinette mlb #marinette miraculous #alya cesaire #mlb alya #nino lahiffe #adrien agreste #adrien miraculous #chloe bourgeois #chloe miraculous #chloe redemption #adrienette #adrinette #adrien x marinette #marinette x adrien #alya x nino #miraculous incorrect quotes #mlb incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes #incorrect mlb quotes #totally correct miracuclass

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[Ladybug and Chat Twitter QnA]

Adrien: On a scale of one to ten, what's your favorite color of the alphabet?

Nino: Now that's the real question!

Marinette: ???

#source: twitter #listen adrien would absolutely troll his own qna #tell me he wouldn’t #miraculous ladybug #mlb #miracuclass #akuma class #adrien agreste #adrien miraculous #adrien mlb #nino lahiffe #marinette dupain cheng #marinette miraculous #marinette mlb #chat noir mlb #ladybug and chat noir #ladynoir #ladybug x chat noir #chat noir x ladybug #adrinino #nino x adrien #adrienette #marinette x adrien #adrien x marinette #miraculous incorrect quotes #mlb incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes #incorrect mlb quotes #totally correct miracuclass

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store worker, over the intercom: would miss ladybug please come to the front desk?

ladybug: hello, is there a problem?

store worker, pointing at chat: i believe he belongs to you?

chat noir: i got lost.

ladybug:

ladybug: i didn’t even bring you with me.

#source: tumblr #i feel that it’s important to note that the store worker is an underpaid teenager #who does not give a singular shit about the *literal superheroes* they’re dealing with #they just want this to be overt with so that they can go home lmao #miraculous: tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous ladybug #miraculous lb #mlb #miracuclass #akuma class #ladybug miraculous #ladybug mlb #ml ladybug #chat noir #cat noir #miraculous chat noir #chat noir mlb #ladybug and chat noir #ladynoir #ml ladynoir #miraculous ladynoir #ladybug x chat noir #chat noir x ladybug #miraculous incorrect quotes #mlb incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes #incorrect mlb quotes #totally correct miracuclass

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kagami: every time someone points out that i speak very monotone i’m like i’m sorry i will never be your anime girlfriend i will never homph when eating bread i will never kyaa when the wind blows i’ll never be her why even fucking try

#source: tumblr #adrien sitting there confused as hell: #marinette trying desperately not to laugh in the background: #miraculous: tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous ladybug #miraculous lb #mlb #miracuclass #akuma class #kagami tsurugi #kagami mlb #adrigami #marigami #adrienette #adrinette #adrien x kagami #kagami x adrien #kagami x marinette #marinette x kagami #adrien x marinette #marinette x adrien #marinette x kagami x adrien #incorrect quotes #miraculous incorrect quotes #mlb incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes #incorrect mlb quotes #totally correct miracuclass

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adrien: is this the part where you tell me that if i hurt her, you’ll kill me?

alya: no. if you hurt marinette, she’s perfectly capable of killing you herself. possibly with a variety of weapons

#source: the mortal instruments #ladybug has thrown chat off a roof marinette would absolutely murder adrien if he hurt her #miraculous: tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous ladybug #miraculous lb #mlb #miracuclass #akuma class #adrien agreste #adrien miraculous #adrien mlb #alya césaire #alya cesaire #miraculous alya #mlb alya #marinette dupain cheng #marinette miraculous #marinette mlb #adrienette #adrinette #adrien x marinette #marinette x adrien #incorrect quotes #miraculous incorrect quotes #mlb incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes #incorrect mlb quotes #totally correct miracuclass

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alya: what are some good responses to getting stabbed with a sword?

nino: rude

chloé: that’s fair

marinette: not again

adrien: are you going to want this back or can i keep it?

#source: tumblr #not chloé being 100% aware of the shitty things she’s done 😔 #miraculous ladybug #mlb #miracuclass #akuma class #marinette dupain cheng #marinette miraculous #marinette mlb #alya cesaire #alya césaire #mlb alya #adrien agreste #adrien miraculous #adrien mlb #nino lahiffe #chloé bourgeois #chloe bourgeois #chloe redemption #adrinette #adrienette #adrien x marinette #marinette x adrien #incorrect quotes #miraculous incorrect quotes #mlb incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes #incorrect mlb quotes #totally correct miracuclass

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marinette: today in art club alix got detention, but she pulled a Get Out of Jail Free card out of her wallet and the teacher let her out of it

alya: …how do you get detention in art club?

marinette: uh, long story short, she kicked the ceiling by accident.

alya:

alya: how do you kick a ceiling by accident

#source: tumblr #i love the art kids but they’re so under-utilized :( #miraculous: tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous ladybug #miraculous lb #mlb #miracuclass #akuma class #miraculous art club #mlb art club #marinette dupain cheng #marinette miraculous #marinette mlb #alya césaire #alya cesaire #miraculous alya #mlb alya #alix kubdel #ml alix #alya x marinette #alyanette #incorrect quotes #miracuclass incorrect quotes #miraculous incorrect quotes #mlb incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes #incorrect mlb quotes #totally correct miracuclass

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marinette: take me to art museums and make out with me.

adrien: but they said not to touch the masterpieces??

marinette: well, someone’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

alya, into a walkie-talkie: this is security, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

#source: tumblr #i want post-reveal adrienette-with-ladynoir-dynamic chaos :( #miraculous: tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous ladybug #miraculous lb #mlb #miracuclass #akuma class #marinette dupain cheng #marinette miraculous #marinette mlb #adrien agreste #adrien miraculous #adrien mlb #alya césaire #alya cesaire #miraculous alya #mlb alya #adrinette #adrienette #adrien x marinette #marinette x adrien #incorrect quotes #miraculous incorrect quotes #mlb incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes #incorrect mlb quotes #totally correct miracuclass

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alya: my little sisters are fucking dumbasses with no sense of self-preservation.

alya: proof? they got scared by a pear and tripped over the couch to escape

alya: but when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water, they stuck their hands directly into it and cried when i put them in time-out to keep them from burning themselves.

marinette: please tell your sisters i still love them.

alya: they just threw seeds all over the carpet and laughed about it so i will not

#source: tumblr #i love the chaos twins #miraculous: tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous ladybug #miraculous lb #mlb #ml #miracuclass #akuma class #alya césaire #alya cesaire #miraculous alya #mlb alya #marinette dupain-cheng #marinette dupain cheng #marinette miraculous #marinette mlb #alya x marinette #marinette x alya #alyanette #incorrect quotes #miracuclass incorrect quotes #miraculous incorrect quotes #mlb incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes #incorrect mlb quotes #totally correct miracuclass