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Meme not made by me.

But I really thought I’d get to see the boys dressed like Dames within the story. It was a lie.

#obey me like a dame #obey me #obey me memes #fucking bullshit tbh #i wanted for it to be gay #give me the fucking gay you cowards #2021 is really giving us bullshit events as of late huh #this is stupid

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Mod forgot to introduce herself

So, hi everyone. My name's Zoey. I do quotes with the cast of Obey M- why am I explaining this?

Oh yeah because I don't want you guys to think I'm a quote expending machine. I'm a hooman, I need oxygen. And I'm very lonely.

So this is all just a big excuse to ask you guys to maybe interact a bit...? Maybe? I'm an attention whore, don't even bother if you don't want to.

Also if you got any sort of ideas for any quotes you can put them in the submission box. Also please, please for the love of anything that's holy:

Include the source of the quote.

Ok, done.

Pls interact, I'm very bored 💖

#incorrect obey me quotes #totally correct quotes #obey me #hello guys #pls send asks #i'm very lonely #c:

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Mammon: I love disasters.

Asmodeus: Self love is a healthy thing.

#why can i see mammon just saying this out of the blue #he deserves better #kinda sus that he's the only dark skinned brother #and he's the most hated in the family #idk just sayin #source: tally hall internet show #incorrect obey me quotes #totally correct quotes #obey me mammon #obey me asmodeus #obey me shall we date #obey me

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Diavolo, having just finished the proposition for the exchange program: Any questions?

Belphegor: Yes I have many questions.

Belphegor: First of all, how dare you-

#maybe belphie's saying it internally #but who knows #angwy bewlphwie is actually pretty fucking terrifying ngl #source: the office #incorrect obey me quotes #totally correct quotes #obey me diavolo #obey me belphegor #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me

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MC: I've never been to Kentucky.

Beelzebub: Me neither, the closest I've been is KFC.

#idk if he ever has been to kfc #but if he ever has he and mc are definetly having this convo #source: incorrectquoteideas #incorrect obey me quotes #totally correct quotes #obey me mc #obey me beelzebub #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me

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Satan: Lucifer is having a mid-life crisis and Mammon is just having a crisis.

#idk when he'd say this #but idk it's just a funny image #source: incorrectquoteideas #incorrect obey me quotes #totally correct quotes #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me

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Asmo, about catholicism: So what's the catch?

Solomon: There's a lot of donations and some shame around sex but Christmas is fun.

#them just chillin at rad #solomon just does a small mention of catholicism #and then this happens #source: modern family #incorrect obey me quotes #totally correct quotes #obey me asmodeus #obey me solomon #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me

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Beelzebub: If I was married, whenever I randomly woke up in the middle of the night, I’d gently wake my wife up with neck kisses, eat her out, and then just go back to sleep like nothing ever happened.

MC: Please, marry me...

#this is just borderline self indulgent #not sfw tw #not sfw #source: incorrectquoteideas #incorrect obey me quotes #totally correct quotes #obey me beelzebub #obey me mc #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me

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Leviathan: [points at Satan] A devil turtleneck, [points at Asmo] a narcissistic monster, [points at Mammon] and literally the dumbest demon I’ve ever met.

Mammon: And who am I, huh? Describe me now.

#why... do all of these descriptions fit them so well #no offense mammon #source: the good place #incorrect obey me quotes #totally correct quotes #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me mammon #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me

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Lucifer: MAMMOOOOOON!!!!

[somewhere else]:

MC, terrified: What was that?!

Leviathan: That was the call of someone who is very pissed and on a mission to fuck someone up.

#this would've been so good #missed opportunity #source: incorrectquoteideas #incorrect obey me quotes #totally correct quotes #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me mc #obey me leviathan #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me

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MC: On our side we have facts, my pacts, and reason. All Lucifer has is fear-mongering and lies.

MC:

MC: Oh my god, he’s gonna win.

#y'know that cutscene where beel takes mc to hell's kitchen #levi and mammon go too for some reason #this is mc motivating them #they're scared shitless give them a break #source: a series of unfortunate events #kinda #incorrect obey me quotes #totally correct quotes #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me

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Lucifer, learning about the history of democracy: Well, my first rule would be that no one can veto my rules.

Belphegor: Uh, that is called "tyranny" and it's generally frowned upon.

#during the time belphie loved humans #luci has no idea #but we love him #source: the good place #incorrect obey me quotes #totally correct quotes #obey me luficer #obey me belphegor #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me

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Belphegor: What has the human realm ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!

MC: 'Cause I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!

#i actually said this out loud for no reason #had to make it into a quote #source: guardians of the galaxy #kinda #incorrect obey me quotes #totally correct quotes #obey me belphegor #obey me mc #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me

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MC, holding Luke: Beel and I have only had Luke for a day and a half, but if anything were to happen to him I'll kill everyone in this house and then myself.

#this was me during the whole tine in that arc #beel and mc are luke's parents #don't @ me #source: brooklyn 99 #kinda #incorrect obey me quotes #totally correct quotes #obey me mc #obey me beelzebub #obey me luke #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me

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MC: I've been craving a lot of things. And all of them are bread.

Beelzebub: As you should.

#so yeah idk if this is everyone #but i can see this convo happening #source: me & my brother #incorrect obey me quotes #totally correct quotes #obey me mc #obey me beelzebub #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me

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Mammon: Hold on! I'm having one of those things... A headache with pictures?

Satan: Wha–

Leviathan: Guys...

Leviathan: Holy shit.

Leviathan: He's having an idea.

#like ik even mammon knows what a fucking idea id #but this was too funny not to quote #source: tumblr #incorrect obey me quotes #totally correct quotes #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me

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MC: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Lucifer: Language!

MC: Sorry.

MC:

MC: What the sexual intercourse is this?

Lucifer: What the fuck, MC...?

#i cannot unsee this happening #i wish i could draw #source: twitter #incorrect obey me quotes #totally correct quotes #obey me mc #obey me luficer #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me