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TONY: Stephen and I--

PETER: Are getting married?

STEPHEN: No, we--

HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.

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TONY: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak. Like, 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I am losing.'

STEPHEN: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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At this point I'm pretty sure my anxiety has anxiety

#COLLEGE IS STRESSFUL #AND I'M NOT EVEN THERE YET #I MOVE IN LIKE A WEEK #I'm stressed :( #not a quote bear with me lol #though i guess you could say this is Tony speaking #anxiety

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MJ: I don’t like him

MJ: I don’t like him

MJ: I don’t like him

MJ: I don’t like him

PETER: Hi :)

MJ: sweet jesus why are you perfect

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CASHIER:  Sign?

WANDA: Libra

CASHIER: I meant I need your signature

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STEVE: How did you get 105% on your final?

PETER: Oh, my teacher gives us extra credit if we follow her on Instagram.

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CASHIER: How are you today?

TONY: Okay.

CASHIER: Life isn’t supposed to be lived ‘just okay.’

TONY: Look, I just came here for some coconut water not a fucking life coach.

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THOR, WAVING AT A PIGEON: Bye street chicken!

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STEVE: I think we should go to couples therapy

TONY: I’d rather get in a fist fight in a Walmart

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Me waiting for the Endgame re-release with foolish hope in my heart even though I'm 100% sure they aren't going to change that one thing

#Actually there are many things #:(((( #Avengers Endgame #Avengers #Tony Stark #Iron Man #Loki #Natasha Romanoff #Black Widow #Clint Barton #Hawkeye #Captain America #Steve Rogers #Thor

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I have a post sitting in my drafts about how Steve and Stephen sometimes get confused when people call their names, especially when someone calls Steve "Steven" and I don't remember when I thought of it but now I can't stop thinking about it. Might just be me but for some reason I think it's hilarious.

#It just gets funnier the more I think about it though #because Tony would so do that all the time to confuse them #Avengers #Avengers Endgame #Avengers Infinity War #Captain America #Doctor Strange #Steve Rogers #Stephen Strange

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BUCKY: Knock knock

SAM: Fuck off

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Okay this isn't an Avengers quote but words cannot describe how much I adore Crowley from Good Omens I'm only two episodes in and I love the show so much

Update: This has to be THE GAYEST show I've ever seen and I'm living for it

#They are the definition of GAY #I mean I love Aziraphale too #but Crowley has just stolen my heart #totally not because he's played by David Tennant #okay that may be one reason #Good Omens #Crowley #Aziraphale

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MORGAN: Can I have some of your candy?

PEPPER: I got this for Mother’s Day

MORGAN: You’re only a mom because of me

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TONY: You ever just want to take a nap but the nap doesn’t want to take you

#I stg if y'all little shits say he's resting now i'm going to not do anything except cry #incorrect avengers quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #iron man #tony stark #source: twitter #marvel #mcu #fuck I totally forgot how to tag #avengers #avengers infinity war #avengers endgame #avengers age of ultron

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a lil update

I know I’ve been dead for like months at this point (actually like a month lmao I just checked but it feels like longer). I’m sorry, it’s been really hectic for me lately but now that I’ve finally graduated high school I should start posting more regularly again. Though it may not be for a little bit because today we had to rehome my dog and I’m just not feeling really happy lately. 

Thank you all for 3,000+ followers, and I promise I’ll try to be more active in the future :)

#I ain't dead #yet #feel like it though lmao #update #not a quote #WAIT I FORGOT TO ADD #oh my what have we here part 3

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The Avengers at Tony’s funeral

RHODEY: Could I have a moment alone with him?

AVENGERS: Of course. [They leave]

RHODEY, LEANING OVER TONY’S COFFIN: Okay listen I know you’re not dead.

TONY: Yeah no shit

#ENDGAME SPOILERS #he is not dead ok he's planning a massive comeback surprise #don't tell me otherwise i'm still SAD #incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #avengers #avengers endgame #avengers infinity war #iron man #war machine #tony stark #james rhodes #rhodey #marvel #mcu #HE DID IT TO BE DRAMATIC