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Lila: Aunty Nat can I have a cookie?

Natasha: What did your dad say?

Lila: He said no . . .

Natasha: Then why are you asking me?

Lila: Because he’s not the boss of you

Natasha, internally: Neither the Red Room nor S.H.I.E.L.D prepared me for this

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Lila: Aunty Nat can I have a cookie?

Natasha: What did your dad say?

Lila: He said no . . .

Natasha: Then why are you asking me?

Lila: Because he’s not the boss of you

Natasha, internally: Neither the Red Room nor S.H.I.E.L.D prepared me for this

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Clint: *walks into the Avengers compound and sees a spider*

Peter: *as Clint goes to kill it* WAIT HOLDUPHOLDIPHOLD

Clint: what?

Peter: I’m Spider-Man! That’smysiblimg

Clint: you realize you’re not an actual spider right . . . ?

Natasha: Clint, put the newspaper down

Clint: you too???

Natasha: that is my CHILD putthedamnnewspaperdown

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Worthy

Here you are, your grace. I know it’s been a long time since I submitted anything to you, and this idea has been bouncing around my head for a while. I like ticklish!Natasha, and don’t think it’s done enough so… ENJOY! - Stray!Anon

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Steve: Pepper, Tony, I think Morgan took my shield again. I can’t find it anywhere.

Pepper: Sorry about that, Steve. I’ll get it back for you.

Steve: Thank you, Pepper.

*Steve leaves*

Pepper: *sighs* How many times do I have to tell that little girl not to take Steve’s shield sledding?

Tony: Uhhh Pepper?

Pepper: Yes?

Tony: I took the shield . . .

Pepper:

Tony: In my defense-

Pepper: You took Steve’s shield?!

Tony: I wanted to see if it really worked like a sled, okay?

Pepper:

Tony: . . . You know you want to know if it really works

Pepper:

Tony: it does

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Peter Q: Where is Gamora?

Tony: I’ll do you better, who is Gamora?

Drax: I’ll do YOU one better, why is Gamora?

MCU Fans: WHEN is Gamora?

New MCU Fans: Uhhh What is Gamora?

Gamora: Is anyone going to ask “How is Gamora”?

Peter Q:

Tony:

Drax:

MCU Fans:

New MCU Fans:

Gamora: I’m good thanks for asking

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Masterlist Links

After all my links disappeared, this is how I’m doing my Masterlist. 

Avengers Preferences

Bucky Barnes

Steve Rogers

Peter Parker

Wanda Maximoff

Pietro Maximoff

Natasha Romanoff

Loki Laufeyson

Other Avengers

- Thor - Tony - Bruce - Clint

Matt Murdock

Wade Wilson

X-Men

-Charles Xavier -Erik Lehnsherr -Peter Maximoff -Hank McCoy -Warren Worthington III - Alex Summers - Sean Cassidy

Supernatural

-Dean Winchester -Sam Winchester - Castiel - Lucifer - Crowley -Gabriel - Balthazar

Star Wars

- Kylo Ren - Cassian Andor - Bodhi Rook

Doctor Who and Sherlock

-Tenth Doctor - Jim Moriarty - Sherlock Holmes - John Watson - Mycroft Holmes

The 100

- Bellamy Blake - John Murphy - Clarke Griffin

Harry Potter Universe

- Fred Weasley - George Weasley - Newt Scamander - Remus Lupin - Sirius Black

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*Trying to find Clint on a mission*

Steve: Which way did he go?

Natasha: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess he went left.

Steve: You could really figure it out from that?

Natasha: No, you idiot, he sent me a text. See?

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