Applejack: I know you may find this hard to believe, but not everypony spends their whole day thinking about Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: You're a true source of comfort, AJ.
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Happiness is making a schedule and keeping to it!
Twilight Sparkle
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Sorry I overreacted I had no idea everything would be fine.
Twilight Sparkle
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Anxiety really cramps my style like how am I going to seem chill and fun if I often start trembling and breathing heavily and developing a look of impending doom in my eyes.
Starlight Glimmer
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Rainbow Dash: Tell me in twenty-five words or less "why Rainbow Dash is the greatest pony of them all" and I'll grade you on the quality of your praise.
The rest of the Mane Six: ...
Applejack: I can praise you with EIGHT words: You are the biggest little tyrant I've ever met!
Rainbow Dash: Uh, that's nine.
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Pinkie Pie: Once you realize that you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake, the second part of your life begins.
Rainbow Dash: The best part.
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Twilight Sparkle: I’m going to lose my marbles if I don’t get some peace and quiet!
Pinkie Pie: I’ve found if you keep your marbles in a bag, they don’t get lost as often. In fact, I’ve got mine right here, it’s embroidered with this lovely-
Twilight Sparkle: Forget the marbles!
Pinkie Pie: I don’t know, it’s hard to beat the extreme fun of marbles...
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Oh, you smoke weed? How about you go weed a book.
Twilight Sparkle
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Rarity: You really are happy?
Maud Pie, blank-faced: Can't you tell? I'm practically squealing like a dragon on their hatching day.
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Rainbow Dash: True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.
Pinkie Pie: Why would the movie eat my popcorn?
Pinkie Pie: Nevermind, I get it.
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Twilight Sparkle: It's freezing and windy outside.
Spike, blanket burrito-ing himself: Outside is stupid.
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That's the beauty of being me. Ponies assume I'm scheming even when I'm not.
Discord
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Just because it’s the end of the world doesn’t mean I shouldn’t look my best!
Rarity, during a major catastrophe
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Rainbow Dash: As Princess Celestia once said, "Get fucked!"
Princess Celestia: I have never said that.
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Oh, that's sarcasm but I forgot to inflect.
Maud Pie
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Don't you know who I think I am!?
Trixie
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I love friendship...almost as much as I love myself!
Rainbow Dash
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