if there's no sea monster the wedding's off
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Maybe if I could run around in a big ballgown my problems would disappear
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*knocks you into the lava with my massive bazonkas and dumptruck ass* oops! O_o
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"i could fix him" i could break him. i could snap that fucker in half
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@endoosteologist Well, we’re talking now!
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Do you wanna phone a friend?
hi totokochan
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*sees my friends* *hugs them so closely i clip through their geometry and see the inside of their mouth and their eyeballs*
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Can we bring back doctors suggesting going to the beach and getting the sea air in your lungs as a form of medicine 🌊
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