tothechaos

[tothechaos]

🎉🎉🎉

#YIPPEEEEEEEE

[tothechaos]

fellatio is such an awesome word. sounds like a pasta. but be careful! wouldnt want to order that at a restaurant ... lest some nasty little creature get ahold of that thang

#hey i know this guy

[tothechaos]

never ask a woman her age a man her salary or a faggot to show you their tumblr

[tothechaos]

[tothechaos]

i blacked out and suddenly theres 4 edgeworths on the canvas

bonus design notes edition

#the scrinkly.......... #weight gain as a metaphor for healing <3 #ace attorney

[tothechaos]

can i bap you with my paws and be really annoying

[tothechaos]

#CAAARLLLLLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE CARLLLLLL

[tothechaos]

I have too much walk-lust. now that my broken leg is unbroken enough to bear weight, I’m scampering all over the place. I got too greedy and tried carrying heavy objects, and that put me back on crutches for a couple days, but with that damage healed I’m back to walk maxing!! my bone is complaining sooo much but I can’t stop walking, it’s too luxurious to moderate.

#the walkful locomoter......

[tothechaos]

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

[tothechaos]

i am locked in a room with myself and myself just pulled the pin on a grenade

i am locked in a constant, neverending, knockdown drag out fight with myself and brother i am fucking losing

#TRYING VERY HARD TO WORK ON A FINAL

[tothechaos]

#speech. i can do a speech no problem

[tothechaos]

well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest

#im usually at least in the top 5 of funny people

[tothechaos]

#i feel like this is how people interact with me

[tothechaos]

i am locked in a constant, neverending, knockdown drag out fight with myself and brother i am fucking losing

[tothechaos]

i’ve got a brand new pair of roller skates, you’ve got a brand new key 🛼🔑

#cuties!!!!!! #and i am not immune to the allure of men from the 70s #<- also me too op #ace attorney

[tothechaos]

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

[tothechaos]

— Franz Kafka, from Letters to Milena (via lumamonchtuna)

#head in hands.