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shit man this got me emotional

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You up? Alex Krokus

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Imagine being the last owner of Hanako, that 226 year old Japanese koi that was spawned in 1751 and died in 1977. A fish that outlived 7 emperors. A fish that survived the Second World War. And she dies in your care. I would never recover.

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my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB 

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy. 

he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!

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What they don't tell you about storytelling is that it becomes an instinct over time. You learn how to kind of . . . intuitively chain events together over time. That doesn't mean it's a cakewalk, or that you never get stuck on plotbeats, but you have a better time walking yourself out of corners that you as a less experienced writer would have been tempted to abandon your story over. Because you've been stuck in similar corners before; you know how you get out now.

I know its frustrating to keep hitting dead ends, but you got this. You'll learn a little from every roadblock you hit.

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Don’t wake the sleeping baby

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simon and garfunkel, often referred to as the dan and phil of folk rock,

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I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

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no more humanity for me im just this guy forever:

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My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store's going out of business sale in my hometown.

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The Penguin Relationship Board

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and so it begins

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i’m “house phone” years old

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the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

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There’s something special about playing a game within a game. I’m not talking shitty quick time event mini games that break your immersion. I’m talking about when your player character can walk in a bar and interact with an arcade machine that has a littler game that you can play. I see that and I know there’s love built into the game

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this is from a "manipulation advice" video and it's just so fucking funny to me. why didn't I think of responding to insults like this