toxicpoisonedyouth

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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I think he broke my ovaries!

#hes mothering all over the place! #someone get him pregnant #cillian murphy #he misses his babies #im gonna knock him up myself

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Now this is a royal family I can get behind 😌

#adorable! #cillian murphy #yvonne mcguinness #the murphy-mcguinneses #i love you can tell which boy is like which parent

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Luxury dad realness.

#what is he looking for #cillian murphy #yvonne do you have the keys #i have them? #yvonne i have terrible news

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the extended version is literally gonna put me in the hospital omg

#cillian murphy #versace #im gonna lose it #hes so babygirl #i need to peg him so bad #and then go down on yvonne

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HELP??????

#cillian murphy #i cant afford #but slay #hes so babygirl #i want to peg him so bad

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Cillian Murphy as Kitten Braden in BREAKFAST ON PLUTO (2005)

#love of my life #breakfast on pluto #kitten braden #my beloved #cillian murphy #she served #masters in cuntomics #phd in mothering #ate it up #no crumbs left

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i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like

#i am so pleased with these results #i am so cool #i personally think im more of a rusty ryan #always munching #uquiz

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I think they'd be friends <3

#harley quinn #jonathan crane #i need this movie #margot do something #barbenheimer #they both have phd’s in psychology #they are licensed doctors #or well #WERE at one point #where is my bestie crane/quinn work fic #must i do everything myself

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Same

#cillian murphy #yvonne mcguinness #sag awards #if i ever meet him #im asking for her number #cillian i desire your wife #i want her carnally #looking for a third? #only i just want her

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Pink kitten

#kitten #breakfast on pluto #patricia kitten braden #cillian murphy #my wife #love her

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Cillian Murphy as Kitten Braden in BREAKFAST ON PLUTO (2005)

#happy international women's day #anything for her #kitten braden #i want to write a fic #of twins tommy and kitten #should i do it?

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For sale

One gently used penthouse suite located at the top of magnificent trump tower. 45,000 square feet that includes three bedrooms, three full bathrooms, two kitchens, and 14k gold trim in every room. Private elevator and helipad access and secret service installed bulletproof glass. Large quantities of presidential memorabilia included. Golden toilet not included*

$130,000 million OBO

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Items found at Donald trumps garage sale

- a piece of paper with “Lindsey Graham’s Soul” written on it

- the bust of Abe Lincoln from the Oval Office

- 100 pounds of covfefe

- the solid gold toilet from his Manhattan penthouse

- a dozen or so classified documents folders, empty

- a dozen or so classified documents folders, full

- Obama’s real birth certificate

- a Stormy Daniels issue of playboy

- the rights to the Twitter handle @realdonaldtrump

- a love letter from Kim Jong Un

- 50 feet of border wall

- the diet coke button from the Oval Office desk

- the giant “T” from trump casino, Atlantic City

- an original booking sheet, fingerprints included

- printed copies of the trump NFT collection

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"Jim. With endless love, we left you sleeping. Now we're sleeping with you. Don't wake up."

28 DAYS LATER (2002) dir. Danny Boyle

#cillian murphy #28 days later #i got it from the library #and his penis was such a jumpscare #i havent finished it yet

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