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tragicromanceftus · 1 year
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Normalise not liking atyd
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tragicromanceftus · 1 year
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ron and hermione are a sirius and remus variant.
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tragicromanceftus · 2 years
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what do you do for a living?
I exist against my will. 
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tragicromanceftus · 2 years
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remember when we all thought "all the young dudes" was written by taylor swift?
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tragicromanceftus · 2 years
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james "i'll fix you" potter and regulus "let's see you try" black.
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tragicromanceftus · 2 years
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can't wait to relate every song on midnights with the marauders.
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tragicromanceftus · 2 years
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HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO BEN BARNES AND ANDREW GARFIELD BECAUSE FATE JUST HAD THE AUDACITY-
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tragicromanceftus · 2 years
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remus, commenting quidditch: if anyone’s keeping track of how many times potter has been distracted by the slytherin seeker and missed the quaffle so far in the match my count’s eleven
remus: in other news sirius black wants me to publicly state that if gryffindor chaser potter doesn’t take his eyes off his brother and start scoring he will piss in potter’s cornflakes for the rest of the year
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tragicromanceftus · 2 years
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achilles: i can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore out of this one boys
achilles: so manslaughter it is
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tragicromanceftus · 2 years
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sirius + regulus black, glaring at each other from across the table:
sirius: never have i ever hidden under the invisibly cloak when i heard footsteps coming up the stairs, leaving my partner with his dick out
regulus: *smirks, and takes a sip of vodka* never have i fucked on peter’s bed
sirius: *takes a large sip of vodka* never have i ever been caught fucking by mcgonagall
regulus: *inhales the vodka* never have i ever used the marauders map to scout out a new place to fuck
sirius: *takes two gulps of vodka* never have i ever skipped quidditch practice to fuck
regulus: *drinks half the bottle* never have i ever used my wand to-
peter: *grabs the bottle* that’s enough from you two
peter: also, my bed?? really?
remus + james: *dying*
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tragicromanceftus · 2 years
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oh
james potter and regulus black screaming, fighting and kissing in the rain when it's 2:00am etc etc
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tragicromanceftus · 2 years
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Just two divorced parents exchanging their kid on the weekend
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tragicromanceftus · 2 years
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james potter is a gym rat. he never misses a leg day cause look at those toned calves.
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tragicromanceftus · 2 years
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Hands up if you were the child that read thousands of books and as an adult you hit burn out and now only read stories about the same 2 idiots falling in love over and over as you don't have the brain power to get emotionally attached to new characters.
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tragicromanceftus · 2 years
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sirius: you fucked my bestfriend? you need therapy.
regulus: please. you fucked your bestfriend. you need therapy.
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tragicromanceftus · 2 years
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James Potter and Regulus Black at a roller skating disco, skating arm and arm and scream singing Upside Down by Diana Ross while Harry gets babysat by his god fathers
James Potter and Regulus Black in baggy low waisted jeans and crop tops as they make their son dinner and sing the Spice Girls into wooden spoons
James Potter and Regulus Black conquering the '80s and '90s
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tragicromanceftus · 2 years
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no because if there was a marauders movie or show, timothee would absolutely DEVOUR the role of regulus black
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