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Rodimus: Look, Megatron, let's just agree to say sorry on the count of three. Rodimus: One… two… three… Megatron: Rodimus: Rodimus: Well now I'm just disappointed in the both of us.
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Drift, frustrated: Flirt back Ratchet, even more frustrated: How?!
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Starscream: What would you do if I were kidnapped? Windblade: Nothing Windblade: I'd just wait 30 kliks until they let you go voluntarily
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Rodimus: Oh my god, babe, people won't stop staring at me! Aren't you jealous? Ultra Magnus: You're handcuffed to a fire hydrant, covered in egg yolk, and wearing a tacky cloak. I'd be genuinely shocked if anyone wanted to take you away from me.
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Skywarp: Do we still have that astronomy coloring book back at our place? Starscream: It's not a coloring book! Skywarp: Uh oh Skywarp, to Thundercracker: He's gonna be soooo mad at me
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rodimus: he asked for head so I gave him a headache. anything for u bae
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Ultra Magnus: What did you two do? Rodimus: Drift: Ultra Magnus: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I need to lie to the police again
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Rodimus: Let's fight Drift: About what? Rodimus: I dunno. What's your favorite animal? Drift: Cats? Rodimus: Fuck cats
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Starscream: I learned some very valuable lessons from this Windblade: I'm guessing they're all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should have taken away. Starscream: Death isn't real and I'm basically god Windblade: There it is
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Prowl: Let the record show that I hate you
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Tailgate: This is Cyclonus. He's smart and kind and I love him. Tailgate: This is Whirl. I think he has rabies.
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Megatron: You're really bad with boundaries, you know that? Rodimus: Name one boundary I've crossed. (Earlier that cycle) Rodimus, picking Megatron's hab-suite door off the floor: Hey can I come in--?
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transfrmrs · 2 months
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Starscream: Sorry guys, no more mentally ill mean girl posts, my therapist told me I have to be nice to people :/
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Rodimus: Do you even care that Getaway is trying to murder me? Ultra Magnus: But he's so bad at it
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Marissa: Care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? Thundercracker: They're golden retrievers, Marissa. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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transfrmrs · 2 months
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Rodimus, about to do something he came up with: Is this a good idea? Ultra Magnus: I-- Rodimus: Do I care? Ultra Magnus: You sh-- Rodimus: No
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Windblade: Starscream, you seem to have become so much more murderous lately Starscream: and? is that a CRIME?
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