Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP
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what if we kissed our mouths together...... at the 2fort Intel room.......
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Expiration Date (2014)
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You like tf2? Me too dude!
this is an open invitation to anyone 14+ to please join the discord listed below. Find new friends! Talk about that weird headcannon you have! Insert whatever else people do on the internet! There is no nsfw and it鈥檚 run by me and @biggynutjuice so you truly have nothing to lose :)聽
https://discord.gg/qndUQ82r聽
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Sparkle on, it's Wednesday! Don't forget to be yourself!
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pyro warmup & medic sketches im not goingto finish probably
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hello, stranger engie!! i hope you are having a good day. or night. i don't know what time it is for you. -RED soldier (i appreciate that the ask box thing is labeled "what's your question, soldier." i feel special :D.)
Well, hey there, Soldier. You know what, I reckon I'm having a damn good day now that you've come along! I hope the same for you, huh? That's just common decency.
(You are special, Soldier. Seems you didn't have a question, but I'll let it slide this one time.)
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happy 8th of march
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do you guys think i could probably bypass testosterone and just lick some australium
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I have done nothing but ponder bread for 3 days.
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Actually, not many people know this, but sniper became a sniper so he could pay for his transition :)
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i think demoman is jewish but i think eyelander is even more jewish and i think everyone should imagine a cursed sword wearing a tallit right now
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funniest comment in the world to me rn i have to create this image
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Someone said Widowmaker OW could kill TF2 Scout and I鈥檓 sorry but the violence that a single TF2 character is capable of would make literally any character from Overwatch shit themselves to death
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