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Exorcism Sorbet! The gems are gummies.

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ily kabru you catty bitcchh

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

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*in the 2020s* he would do numbers on twitter *in the 2010s* he would get shares on his blog *in the 1990s* he would be a wiz on the multi-user dungeon *in the 1950s* he would get ratings on the television *in the 1930s* he would command the masses on the radio *in the 1880s* he would do dots and dashes on the telegram *in the 1790s* he would do arm signals on the semaphore *in the 1600s* his prints would be distributed widely *in the 1400s* he would sound the trumpet in battle *in the 700s* his words would be passed down by oral tradition *in the 300s* he would do smoke signals in the sky *in the neolithic* his artifacts would enter the archeological record *in the pliocene* his bones would be preserved in the sediment *in the mezozoic* he would do permineralization in mineral rich groundwater *in the paleoarchean* he would facilitate recombination of his genome *in the hadean* his molecules would self replicate in the early ocean *in the matter dominated era* his stellar nursery would collapse into a star and an orbiting cloud of dust *in the cosmological dark ages* quantum fluctuations in his density would form the first cosmological structures *10^-32 seconds after the big bang* his elementary particles would dominate in baryogenesis *in the plank epoch* he would do cosmic inflation in the energy dense early universe *10^-43 seconds after the big bang* he would be

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i know that chilchuck isn’t a gnome but he is gnome-adjacent and i bet when he pulls out his bong after a long hard day of picking locks, disabling traps, putting up with freaks, and holding up the entire world like three foot atlas, it’s just some kind of contraption. an absolute doohickey. a real thingamabob. meanwhile senshi’s bong is made out of some kind of precious dwarf metal that is resistant to curses and hijinks and you need an absolutely insane lung capacity to actually be able to smoke out of it. if namari ever saw it she’d be like “what a fucking waste you could’ve made proper weapons out of this” and then she takes a rip and is like “ok nvm….. this is honestly pretty cool actually.”

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Marcille and Falin || Dungeon Meshi 1x12

#we ate so good this week

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On my recent cabbage merchant art someone commented on this man’s sheer resilience and how he was the Sisyphus of ATLA and that inspired me.

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ok i much like barbara am upset that i learned what the jubi slide is thru jacob BUT i am happy that kids these days are listening to crystal waters by way of lakim (!!)

#abbott elementary

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I spend a day drawing&drinking tea with @yonetee and then six hours on the train. I had a lot of time doodling weird over-rendered textures. So this image... happens to be.

For me, the most heartbreaking scene of Silmarillion: Maedhros and Maglor in the camp of Valar x_x

#the detail!

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my full sun piece for zinedenuit's sun and moon zine ✸

#this is so dynamic!! #love the light too

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Animal Sculptures // Perry Lancaster Wood

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Indigenous Peoples of the Philippines

Photos by Maximilian Larena and Ophelia Casel. Descendants of First Sundaland, Sama, Manobo, and Igorot-related peoples.

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sometimes I think I should get back into studying japanese and do some translation work, because, hear me out

in dungeon meshi, laius names his living armor sword ‘kensuke’, which the fan translations I’ve read translated as ‘en guard’ because it sounds like a cool sword word and that was the catchiest approximation they could come up with, but here’s the thing: ‘ken’ is one reading of the kanji for ‘sword’, and ‘suke’ is a somewhat antiquated masculine name suffix

so in other words, laius literally named his sword “swordy”, or, if you want to be accurate to the tone of the original, something along the lines of “sir swordsly” 

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i love how laios’s furry ass didn’t recognize kabru but recognized the dog man

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#frieren

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