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a kusherin pesach, i think Bruce and Alfred have a silent war over kashering the manor kitchen every year, Bruce wants to lock it up and use the secondary, slightly smaller pesach kitchen, and Alfred wants to kasher it top to bottom. Bruce is also in charge of the crepes/eyer lokshon because Alfred simply cannot make them.

#and now i will disappear for 42-72 hours bye bye #batfam #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne

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attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

#i mean are you sure tho

[trekkele]

#redwall

[trekkele]

“taylor swifts fans are insane feral monsters!” ok “women who have been mocked for their interests/abilities latch onto famous woman who has, famously, been mocked for her interests/abilities, news at 11”

#this isnt like. a defense of all their behavior AT ALL #there are genuinely some terrible behaviors in the fandom #but also. what the fuck did you think would happen??? #also also im so sorry but you have to be able to admit she has some good songs before ill take you seriously #i hate k*anye but even i can admit the man has some talent #you have to be able to say that or you really are being an asshole #sorry not sorry

[trekkele]

still kind of hilarious that people in the witcher universe are often extremely racist against witchers. like bro. how you gonna have beef with the pest control guys. sure they have yellow cat eyes and creepy magic powers but they got those specifically as part of the process to become the pest control guys. your pests are six feet tall and killing the neighborhood kids. why are you like this

#no this is believable to me #people are still nasty about janitorial staff and pest control as a career #this is just that to an extreme

[trekkele]

Welcome to McKirk Week 2024!

Held from 20th – 26th May, McKirk Week is a creation event focused on the Kirk/McCoy pairing, across all universes. 

HOW IT WORKS: 

There are three prompt lists – Trek, Gen, and NSFW. Trek are prompts based on the Star Trek universe, Gen are general prompts and tropes, and NSFW are of course the NSFW prompts. You’re welcome to pick from any prompt list (or even combine a few), and you can fill as many or as few prompts as you fancy.

Your creations can be any form of media: art, fic, edits, videos, web weaves, memes, playlists, fic rec lists, cosplay… the list goes on! As long as you can make it McKirk, it counts.

And on that note: this is a McKirk event so McKirk should be the main pairing in your works. Background ships, side pairings, and poly ships are okay as long as Kirk and McCoy are the focus.

NSFW prompts, plaintext transcript, and rules below the cut:

PROMPT LISTS:

TREK PROMPTS

Day 1 (20th): First Contact Day 2 (21st): Shuttle Crash Day 3 (22nd): Clones / Doppelgangers Day 4 (23rd): Shore Leave Day 5 (24th): Old Married McKirk Day 6 (25th): Transporter Malfunction Day 7 (26th): Diplomatic Dinner

GEN PROMPTS

Day 1 (20th): Amnesia Day 2 (21st): Taken Captive / Abduction Day 3 (22nd): Huddling for Warmth Day 4 (23rd): AU Day 5 (24th): Drunken Confessions Day 6 (25th): Sickness / Injuries Day 7 (26th): Reunion

NSFW PROMPTS

Day 1 (20th): Lingerie Day 2 (21st): First Time / Virginity Day 3 (22nd): Sex Pollen Day 4 (23rd): Crying After/During Sex Day 5 (24th): Only One Bed Day 6 (25th): Semi Public Sex Day 7 (26th): Sex Toys

THE FINER DETAILS:

You’re welcome to start on your piece(s) whenever you’d like, but please refrain from posting them until the relevant day(s) where possible.

When posting your works to tumblr, please use the tag # mckirkweek2024 and/or tag us @mckirkevents so that we can find your posts to reblog.

There is an AO3 collection HERE that you’re welcome to add your McKirk Week 2024 works to.

There is no deadline to post your works (we get it, life gets in the way sometimes), and the AO3 collection will be open indefinitely. 

You’re welcome to create whatever you want, but please do tag/warn as appropriate for NSFW and other sensitive content.

For tumblr posts, please do add a mature label to explicit imagery, and/or crop and link externally to the full image, in order for us to be able to reblog.

And most importantly: have fun, be yourself, and keep it McKirk!

ANY QUESTIONS?

FAQ coming soon, but until then, send us an ASK!

[trekkele]

Brucie Wayne is not Kim Kardashian. I refuse it.

Brucie Wayne is Angelina Jolie. Like no offence but that man adopts poor people and people of colour like pokémon cards. The papers mentioned this at least once.

He leans into it sooo much cause he can’t really explain that he didn’t adopt the kids the kids adopted him cause that would require him to explain brightly coloured leotards and trying to rein in the bloodlust of children

#hes if angelina and paris where one person #which. might be? because of angelinas 90s reputation #but yeah #ive been saying this

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Its this one, Removing The Mask

Hello I have come to ask the great doctor fic finder for your magic, the fic has the justice league lose their memories of all superheroism and Bruce makes Alfred and Dick leave the manor after they tried to convince him he is Batman. Bruce later stumbles upon Jason and invites him to the manor.

Unfortunately, I've been unable to find it.

#very good fic #very fun concept

[trekkele]

look at these little darlings !!

bopeep_valaisblacknose

#those are stuffed animals #muppets #pokemon even #…i would like to pet one

[trekkele]

alright so during into the spider-verse's introduction to peter b. parker, we see his wedding, and he stomps on the wine glass right? this is a jewish wedding tradition, which makes this version of peter parker jewish (further confirmed in interviews -- however, i believe this is enough by itself). it's a nice nod to the jewish roots of the character.

we get to see a bunch of peter parkers throughout the spider-verse films, and none of them have any explicit religious associations like peter b. parker. except for one!

here we have gwen stacy's peter parker and aunt may, from earth-65, saying grace over a meal. from my understanding, this is generally a christian practice -- in judaism, we prefer to say short prayers before eating, and save the long, in-depth ones for afterwards. so to me, this was a clear example of the character being coded as christian. i was a little disappointed that they didn't make peter parker jewish here too, but since across the spider-verse discusses variants and the differences between instances of the same person between different universes, i interpreted this as a continued commentary on peter parker's ethnicity -- although he was initially jewish-coded and one of his two creators, stan lee, is jewish, this is often erased, especially in more modern interpretations of the character.

and then i remembered that this peter parker also literally turns into the lizard.

and y'know what? good call on that one guys.

#this post is a wild ride lmao #also to the person in the notes who said ‘a new york jew would not really be a red head’ i want you to look at my family pictures. #i am the only dark haired person in this family and my partner and kids are all gingers #the kind that get me double takes in public spacea #i am begging people to be normal about the way Jewish people can look lmao #(it was in reference to MJ) #(a better argument is that Jewish people dont use the name Mary very often) #(altho Miriam Jane is a cute combination)

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#are you joking im taking the bathroom stall #lay down some toilet paper and take a nap #i have three kids i can and have napped in a bathroom #four hours of untinterupted sleep…. #ive paid for that. in cash.

[trekkele]

people who ship superbat but dont think bruce is a good dad fascinate me. why would you want clark to suffer like that.

#this isnt like. a call out?? of any kind. i just genuinely cant see clark being with a Bruce who isnt making a significant effort #like he Would Not Stand for it #and dont quote YJTV at me i was there when the ancient sins where written its an ooc move #mostly.

[trekkele]

I AM THAT IS

#reasons i did not realize abbeys were religious for years: anthropomorphic mice and their swords

[trekkele]

we're heroes bruce, what did you think was gonna happen in the end?

#show me a hero that was happy #did you think you would get to be the first? #no because listen. finding out that thomas wayne would have had green lantern #alan scott as his contemporary #and that he passed that love on to Bruce #and then Thomas died and no hero came to save Bruce from that #AND THAT SCOTT WAS FROM GOTHAM??? APPARENTLY????? #fundamentally changed me as a human and as a batlantern fan #Bruce who wants to trust lanterns on sight because some part of him is still six and stealing the towels from the green bathroom with his da #dad to play heroes and aliens on the lawn #Bruce who remembers seeing a green lantern for the first time after his parents death and feeling nothing but hollow loss #not even rage. #Bruce who cant swallow it down or make it sweet so he turns into not so gentle mockery #and heres Hal. doing everything right anyways #doc wherever you are the fact that you introduced me to batlantern and then left me … JAIL FOR DOC. JAIL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS. #we werent in a dc server it was a star trek server why must i suffer (<-postitive)

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#wheres that ask i got about bruce being self aware #he is just he doesnt want to be look at his face lmao #‘i do that?? and you just take it?? embarrassing all around tbh’ #… i will get to my ask box pesach season is just kicking my ass

[trekkele]

What I Say: My favorite genre is alternative history

What People Hear: I like considering what would happen if the Civil War/WW2/Cold War ended differently

What I Mean:

#this book has been on my tbr for years

[trekkele]

we lost our way when we started having discourse justifying shipping aroace characters with "ace people can still have sex/aros can still date", instead of using it as evidence to hc characters who aren't canonically aspec and who date and have sex, as aro/ace.

scraping the bottom of the barrel for characters who don't express interest in dating? no, i'm coming for your ladies' men and your sluts, your suave and sexy sweet talkers, your femme fatales and your serial monogamists.

aroaces you must liberate yourselves, break free of the shackles of that one canon aroace, you don't need them. sick of people shipping your fave canon aroace? their fave is aroace now. want more sex/romance favourable aroace rep? this works for that too! there are literally no downsides

#lucifer morningstar #is asexual and i will not be changing my mind #lucifer from the hit tv show Lucifer not lucifer from the xtian bible. idk him. #jim kirk is complicated because i think hes queer but uninterested in examining himself further #he knows the details the rest of us dont need them #side note theres a fairly big fandom blog on here who is both ace and has children and someone sent an ask asking about that #and i still think about it because wheres your momma kid she clearly didnt raise you at all #none of your business???