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Me: *is sad*
Me: *listens to "I Want it That Way" by the Backstreet Boys
Me: :)
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It’s not the issue of whether you want to be buried or cremated, it’s whether you want to be a ghost or a zombie
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I am learning about Constantinople in history. What a nice name for a city. I bet that they will keep it forever
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YouTube video title: John Mulaney-
Me: SAY NO MORE *clicks*
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I admit it true,
These words you have written
Of the searing pain of a paper-cut
But though the pain may be sharp and fierce
The agony is brief and fleeting
So if you think you can truly harm me
With your mortal swords of paper
Think again, and next time think
Of sparing mother nature
why are people in books always tearing up their shirts and stuff so easily like it’s paper or sumthn
Like, have you ever tried to actually tear your shirt???
It’s not that easy
HOW DO THEY DO THAT
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unfortunately I am not so wasteful and senseless as you that I feel the need to rip and shred my shirts
Furthermore, I doubt your seemingly papery garments could so much as scathe my skin
why are people in books always tearing up their shirts and stuff so easily like it’s paper or sumthn
Like, have you ever tried to actually tear your shirt???
It’s not that easy
HOW DO THEY DO THAT
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I will not accept criticism from someone who can’t afford shirts with decent tensile strength
why are people in books always tearing up their shirts and stuff so easily like it’s paper or sumthn
Like, have you ever tried to actually tear your shirt???
It’s not that easy
HOW DO THEY DO THAT
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Sometimes I psychoanalyze myself so accurately that I start to feel a little invaded
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Everyone’s all like “omg Texas might turn blue this year!!!” and I’m just sitting here like hmmmm maybe RWRB could happen after all...
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If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications. anonymously or not! Let’s get to know the person behind the blog!
ok I’ll try really hard to think of 3 semi-interesting or informative things about me
1. I have a pet frog
2. My Hogwarts house is Ravenclaw and my Myers Briggs is INFP-T
3. ummm I once got a concussion from falling off of my cousin’s donkey [his name was Chewy (as in Chewbacca)]
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viruses that make you sick and weak are old
I want an anti-virus that makes you strong and gives you temporary superpowers
The universe needs balance. Viruses are tipping the scale with their negativity
POSITIVE SUPERPOWER VIRUSES
LET’S GO
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why are people in books always tearing up their shirts and stuff so easily like it’s paper or sumthn
Like, have you ever tried to actually tear your shirt???
It’s not that easy
HOW DO THEY DO THAT
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Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse is a masterpiece and you cannot tell me otherwise
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we tried to grow a sunflower in my backyard but instead ended up with a tobacco plant
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One time I had this kind of cool dream:
When you die, you get a letter from the person you most admired in life
However, you only get a letter if they wrote one especially to you before you died
You can have as many people as you want write letters, but you can only receive a letter from that one person
The details get a little blurry from here
They are supposed to write about something that you should have done in life/something that you didn’t do well/a flaw of yours
Then, you are able to go back and fix the mistakes they wrote about (from the afterlife)
I’m not exactly sure what happens if you don’t get a letter or once you complete the listed task
In my dream, I got a letter from my grandma (I don’t really think she’s the person I most admire but whatever)
She told me that I needed to share my art with the world and use my talents, and when I woke up, I slowly began to take her advice
Anyway I think this is a cool premise for a book so can somebody write that for me
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So the lesbians have Girl in Red, and the Bisexuals have Sweater Weather
Does anybody else have a song/artist? 
What about the gays, the pansexuals, the asexuals, etc?
Please I am now very curious
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I’m sorry but it’s going to be so strange to hear Percy, Annabeth, Nico, Grover, etc. actually talk in any voice other than the one in my head
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