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hot ✅ (but like. weird hot. I'm a 10 if I'm your type.)

funny ✅ (only on accident when I'm very tired and/or feeling crotchety)

can dance ✅ (swing, lindy, salsa, etc. But dancing at a wedding or in a bar with nobody leading? yikes)

can do math ✅ no caveats here; I love that shit

can spell ✅ again, no caveats; I read enough for enough years that it stuck

can drive ✅ (excellent except when my mother is in the car; then I'm a disaster)

can cook ❌ good god no. i made custard by accident one time. I've made a shepherd's pie that didn't taste like anything. i cannot reliably fry an egg. the seasonings I understand are garlic and salt.

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

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ahem

📢 autistic characters are allowed to be horny

in fact it’s gotten really fuckin frustrating how much people insist on depriving them of sexuality ✌️ so quit doing that

#👆 what she said #dungeon meshi #autism #rb

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aw, neat! your gender is super cool and I love that you practice silly. thank you for the detailed answer! :3 💖

Hi! I noticed you have multiple sets of pronouns in your bio - are there any in particular that you'd like to hear more often?

That's a question that I find interesting and a bit tricky to answer, if also fun and a bit infodumpy.

So, I generally prefer She/Her pronouns, but I wobble on the position of the other ones in preference on a given day- my preference for pronouns can be She(70%)/Sin(20%)/It(9%)/They(1%) on one day and She(65%)/They(30%)/It(2.5%)/Sin(2.5%) on the next. So, really, whichever is the funniest option in a given situation, really :3

My gender is weird catfluiddemigirlthingflux when you smoosh everything together (gender labels are not a lossless form of informational transfer), so rigidity is not something I tend to practice. I do practice silly tho, so if Sin pronouns make a joke easier to land ("did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" "No, I didn't fall from heaven, Sin did." *vague gesture at me*), then go for those. Same with It/Its, great for purposeful ambiguity with jokes.

Or just whatever causes the most confusion. Rotating labels on some form of a pattern is also fun, particularly if you encode a message in them (I will not find the message because I do NOT have cryptography brain, but it is neat :3).

Anyway, thanks for asking! But the general trend is She 1st, It/Sin 2nd, and They 4th, although sometimes They moves into 2nd. It/Sin are usually pretty close in preference. So, uh. Yeah, She/Her is usually good.

:3

:3

#pronouns #trans #transfem #queer #nonbinary #catgirlthing #intersex #asks #rb

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okay, 3 methods of de-wrinkling clothes.

best: a Dryel bag. throw 'em in the dryer on low with a Dryel sheet and they come out perfect every time.

eh, good enough: pull 'em out of the dryer a little early or let them steam while you're showering, shake vigorously, apply bobby pins to the collar as necessary, and let them air dry.

DESPERATE (I did this once): heat a small cast-iron egg pan on the stove. put tinfoil on the underside to prevent grease from getting on the clothes. use pan as an iron. for an ironing board, clamp a quarter-folded bedsheet to the table with binder clips.

if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

#polls #sam tag 🌌 #rb

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A thing someone said in my training yesterday

“Prayer is a form of meditation”

I kind of hate that I was immediately like “… you know what? she’s got a point”

#that's smart I'm stealing it #also an admirable choice for a thing to remind yourself #nice

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I read it as the first thing, kind of assuming that the effect would be localized to the wounded area. But then what about more systemic afflictions? also, what if someone has a messed up template?

Okay, but what if fantasy world with healing magic that works by using your own perceptual template of your body to restore damaged sections, and a hero discovering they're trans because they're the party tank and have to get healed a bunch

#inchresting

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also pls add specific details if you have any headcanons for these, the people will love it

#I can't imagine him just proposing #not as a direct question at least #he's gonna employ 7 layers of artistic symbolism and emotional entanglement #until Will asks him if they're already married #and then be pleased with himself while subtly implying it was Will's idea

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I thought this was the autistic monsterfucker website??? come the fuck on, people

ahem

📢 autistic characters are allowed to be horny

in fact it’s gotten really fuckin frustrating how much people insist on depriving them of sexuality ✌️ so quit doing that

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It can be a way to clarify your intentions. Or to notice what you really long for (especially if it's something that's impossible right now and you usually keep the longing locked in a box under the sink). Or to generally sort through which things you can do something about and which things you can't.

idk, I find it helpful occasionally and I'm not even addressing it to anyone.

A thing someone said in my training yesterday

“Prayer is a form of meditation”

I kind of hate that I was immediately like “… you know what? she’s got a point”

#sam tag 🌌 #rb

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welp, time to go get stabbed in the titties

Okay, but what if fantasy world with healing magic that works by using your own perceptual template of your body to restore damaged sections, and a hero discovering they're trans because they're the party tank and have to get healed a bunch

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i hope yall know im dead serious about universal trans family. normalize trans people greeting each other in public bc of nothing other than both being trans. normalize taking care of one another like brothers and sisters. normalize loving one another unconditionally and treating one another with unconditional positive regard. this community needs to get stronger. every trans person is family. even if i don’t fucking like you i love you like family.

#I love having a million cousins 💖

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last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u

(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)

tags: @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @reggie-the-inferi @gingerbreadeel24 @pickupstyx

and whoever the fuck sees this

#ok thank god #(I haven't even met the adorable catgirl yet so I'm counting this as Chilchuck) #GROUCHY UNION DAD #tag game #dungeon meshi

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absolutely adore watching people get more horny on main as I do. like yesss bestie lets collectivize rubbing one out. like a spirit bomb but for faggotry

#... I should do more hornyposting

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wasn't me, I've never finished that much of a story in my life

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

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My brain did a cool trick? i'm in a pretty precarious situation with my job and it's likely to get worse. and my brain went "being scared and wretched won't make the bad thing not happen, so fuck it, we're gonna at least be in a good mood while bullshit is happening."

I feel fine? I can tell there's a thread of catastrophizing in there somewhere but it keeps getting swatted down like

c: i'm gonna get fucking evicted

?: You can probably negotiate to end your lease early if you have to.

c: i'm gonna be homeless, i'm gonna lose everything

?: People who love you won't let that happen, have a little faith.

c: even if someone lets me crash on their couch, i'll fail at getting back on my feet and they'll get sick of me

?: You've literally never failed at this, especially when you have a little breathing room.

c: but it's gonna suck, i'm gonna collapse, i can't do it

?: If you can't do it, kicking yourself won't make you able to do it. If you collapse, that means you needed help. Help is available.

c: nobody can help! too broken!

?: Whole things can be made from broken and you know this.

c: things that are easy for others are almost impossibly difficult for me, there's no fixing that

?: Great, this means that what others perceive as a small favor will land like a miracle for you.

c: ...shouldn't i be panicking a little?

?: That's allowed, but not required. Might as well not tire yourself out.

And so on. No idea how this happened. This is so unfamiliar, I'm slightly concerned that I might be possessed by like... a really sensible demon.

#sam tag 🌌 #brain weasels

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Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.

#you get it #💖

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