âAnd I don't just surf the internet!â - Eric Yorkie
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âLike, why are there that many zombie movies anyway? 'Cause if it's supposed to, like, draw a parallel about leprosy, my cousin had leprosy, okay it's not funny, you know?â - Jessica Stanley
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everyone else in forks HS when the cullens returned and bella acts like she wasnt a complete crackhead for months:
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Mike Newton gives me Michael Cera vibes in every still shot of him. No I will not elaborate.
You know Iâm right youâre just scared to admit it đ
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if thereâs anything jessica has learned in her sixteen and a half bubbly, exuberant years, itâs that itâs important to have people around when youâre feeling shitty - especially when youâre not in the mood for it. that, she knows, is how you get back to yourself.
jessica watches bella swan wilt.
and canât stop watching. something in her says, this could happen to me.
jessica checks her bullet journal and goes well. nobodyâs talked to bella swan in at least four days so i guess itâs up to me. and marches right over there to the empty cullen table to work the pleasantries out of bella, who seems confused every time but not annoyed or pleased, neither resentful nor grateful.
every weekend jessica comes up with questions to ask bella swan, like taking care of this girl is another faithfully completed homework assignment. what did you used to do in phoenix? do you have any middle names? would you ever bleach your hair? bellaâs answers are always short, but the beauty of coming up with the questions beforehand is that jessica always has something to fill the gaps in the conversation with.
in the spring, mike kisses a girl in the grade below them and jessica blows up, scattering the rest of their friends like shrapnel. she sits with tylerâs other friends, and he insists the whole thing is not really that big a deal. then she sits with angela, who is sympathetic but doesnât really get relationships yet, and besides that is too reluctant to speak badly of anyone, even if they deserve it. then she sits with lauren, who suggests switching tables to eavesdrop on the girl in the grade below them. jessica lies and says she has cramps and spends the second half of that lunch period reading a book in a bathroom stall.
the next day she sits at the cullen table with bella swan, and there are no mundane questions, only can i just tell you about what mike did. and okay. and iâm so mad at him. and me too. and jessica is surprised to hear that one, because who ever heard of being mad so quietly? but she gets on with her story and so does bella for once and they both get so deep into their teenage conference that they donât even hear the bell.
jessica sits at the cullen table with bella every day for a week, and then she finds that she really doesnât want to talk about mike anymore. jessica doesnât ask questions anymore. the pair sit in silence for a day. then two.
itâs brilliantly sunny the day bella stops jessica, before either of them can sit in the cullensâ seats, to say letâs sit over there today. bella points to their old table, where angela sits with a new friend, talking with enough animation for four. jessica isnât in the mood for it, but if there is anything sheâs learned in her seventeen years, itâs that itâs important to have people around. itâs how you get back to yourself.
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thinking about the stoner Tara from midnight sun
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If Maria bothers you, why does she bother you?
Is it because she created a newborn army? You better not like Victoria
Is it because she controls land full of unknowing humans? Please dislike the Volturi too
Is it because sheâs not a vegetarian? Hope youâre not posting about Garrett
Is it because she drew Jasper into a war? donât even get me started on the real ass war he was already a part of
Is it because she creates vampires? You better not be a Carlisle stan
I just want you to reflect on why you donât like a vampire that does vampire shit in a series about vampires. Make it make sense.
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Not sure how many people ship Charlie x Billy but if you do their ship name could be... Chilly
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Friendly reminder that there are 750 Quileute. Seven Hundred and Fifty. Think. For reference- how big was your middle school? (around that, maybe?) I think we tend not to understand how personal their inclusion in Twilight was. Smeyer took advantage of them. She's rich off of them and their culture. She exploited and misrepresented them. Seven hundred and fifty people. She could look each one of them in the eye and apologize in one afternoon and instead, she sits on 125 million dollars as if her hands are tied.
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The Twilight Oscars
Hey everyone, Iâve never done one of these before but I thought it would be fun! Please vote and share, Iâll post results on Friday!
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