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i would, can, and WILL die for sydnee mcelroy

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you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

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yes babe your player character looks gnc af now will you please roll initiative

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*adds a 😳 to the end of a slightly panicked sentence*

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I love contrasting designs… Demons wearing white clothes……….. Angels wearing black clothes……………………  A demon so beautiful they are mistaken for an angel; an angel so monstrous they are mistaken for a demon.

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david lynch works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though.

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i’ll be like “i know a spot” and take you to the lake where i drowned one sultry summer night in 1972…

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Living like an ant in a microwave

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#opp

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taken literally 1 minute apart

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pov i am coming for you

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im your cute anime maid and im doing suchhh a bad job of dusting lol ^_^ i keep knocking things off by accident, but its okay since im trying my best :) !

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dude stop telling me to count dracula I only ever see the one

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high speed clownload