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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good

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im gonna fucking cry

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me: Storytime—I Bought That Mysterious Amulet You Said Was Cursed ‼️‼️

my apprentice: why are you talking like that

me:

my apprentice: is it the curse

me: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Apprentice 😭

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carly rae jepsen is throwing bricks at my house but what am i gonna do, stop her?

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Isnt it weird that hotel rooms provide toilet paper, tissues, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, soap, and ive even seen some provide make removal wipes, but I’ve never seen a single one provide pads or tampons?

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LIST OF REALLY SUPER CUTE THINGS:

1. you 

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ifunny enjoyer omega

[this is from the team dark zine i made! you can find it all here]

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people used to reply "hey op what the FUCK does this mean" whenever you posted anything even slightly zany but nowadays they just react with a picture of dracula flow

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Popcorn, extra salty, stat!

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you never truly appreciate good internet unless you have bad internet

#i didnt have internet for like 2 solid years #and used only a hotspot for senior year and first year of college #it was. miserable.

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