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MC: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Syckle: You’re a hazard to society

Rufus: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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MC: If I said I love you would you say it back?

Rufus: of course

MC: I love you!

Rufus: It back

MC:

MC: ...should've expected that

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* Responses to being stabbed with a sword *

Pillager: Oh no I'm allergic

MC: It sword of seems like you've got a problem with me? :’D

Also MC: Sure it's the thought that counts and I appreciate the sentiment but does this gift come with a receipt-

Rufus: You wound me, literally, you just, actually wounded me, that thing is really sharp, so you, don't even look at me like that. >:C they can't all be winners

Phantoms: Wouldn't it be hilarious if I just flew back like balloons do when you pop 'em? Can you imagine? God, do it again, pretend the first time didn't happen, come on, I dare you.

Syckle: * Grabbing the sword by the blade, pulling it out, handing it back to them * You dropped this

Edward: That's unfortunate

Cousin: It could be worse

Also Also MC: This really isn't how I pictured my day going when I woke up this morning, but who am I to complain

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MC: Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Pillager: You told me to satanize the place.

MC:

MC: I said sanitize.

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MC: When I get murdered can you make sure I’m an unsolved case?

Edward: What?

MC: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Edward: Can we go back to the part when you said “When I get murdered?"

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MC: My boyfriend is too tall to kiss him...

Cousin: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over the pain, kiss him.

Rufus: Dump him. >:C

Syckle: Kick him in the shin.

Edward: nO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

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Rufus: When I first met you, I did not like you.

MC: I’m aware of that.

Rufus: But then you and I spent some time together.

MC: Uh-huh.

Rufus: It did not get better.

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Edward: You see that?

MC: ...Yeah?

Edward: Everything the light touches...

Edward: Is too tall for you to reach.

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MC: Since I don't know when I'm going to die, I've decided my entire life is an ongoing crisis.

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MC: Do you think you can answer questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Edward: Yeah, if you ask them without the usual level of stupid

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MC: My nerves are wrecked. I’m living on a knife's edge here. Is there any Rice Krispies?

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MC: I guess you could say I have fallen for you.

Edward: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive?

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Syckle: Why is MC asleep on your shoulder?

Edward, whispering: Shut up, it's sweet.

Cousin: An hour ago you were complaining that she was annoying.

Edward: I changed my mind. It’s allowed.

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Edward: I don’t know whether to hate you or love you.

MC: You could do both, hate how much you love me?

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MC, lying on top of a rock hiding from Cousin: The human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life… Cousin: ... Do you need to talk? MC: I wish I was a croissant.

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Syckle: Adding 'lmao' at the end of your sentences doesn't hide your pain. MC: What do you mean? Of course it does, lmao.

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Rufus: I typed ‘Bitch’ into my GPS and guess what? I'm at your dirt hole. MC:

MC: It's 2 AM. Rufus: KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER.

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