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look. i quite like this we know you know thing we've got going on. i don't personally have any need for dan and phil to officially announce their relationship. except yeah i do but only so i don't ever have to read another sentence that starts like Whether They're Platonic Or Romantic- literally just say you enjoy their relationship please stop clarifying i'm losing my mind

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they’re pretending like we’re twisting their arm (the one arm they share) to do a phouse reveal because they can’t fucking admit that they WANT to do it without three levels of irony. sucks that you’re parasocial with us now deal with it losers!!!!!

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NEED to know how much dragon city is paying dan and phil. like not really i respect their privacy but they're really putting their whole phanussies into this brand deal

#its the way they havent even played it recentluy like yeah lets get a GAME SPONSOR and do anything but the game

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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

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to be loved is to be changed ft dan's smile lines by his eyes

inspired by @philsbrownquiff's post:

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there was a not insignificant portion of my brain that thought phil was about to strip to convince dan to do all or nothing

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where’s the cut footage where one of them slaps the others ass as a distraction

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dan is such a colossal little shit

#phil goes first jesus christ

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Kitchen reveal,, my brothers in christ you did a baking video

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sleepy on main

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DanAndPhilCRAFTS- Slime thoughts:

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she just sent me her location bruh tf is this

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the phandom isn’t a cult the phandom isn’t a cult the phandom isn’t a cult (lie)

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don't eat!

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the sudden shift in footage quality, signifying something has changed. that this is Different. something is deeply wrong. cinema 🤌

#i dont care about cinema except when its dan and phil #this is the kind of art you get if you dont go to film school and its 10 times better

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chaotic d&p prediction for 2024! go!

return of danandphilcrafts (but this time it’s heavily implied they fuck the devil)

dans birthday tweet for phil includes a ‘love u’ (phil replies with 👍)

they play a drinking game on dapg

onlyphans merch

a baking video that’s somehow hornier than Halloween

#the devil is their third

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i adore dan and phil's specific genre of absolute weirdness

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