when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance
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FOOD HUBRIS BY COUNTRY
america: believes their shitty local burger chain is a once-in-a-lifetime culinary experience because their mayo includes onion paste
canada: if your poutine tastes better than the styrofoam plate it comes on you will discover the cold rage that lies under the canadian's polite exterior
united kingdom: despite thriving and unique fusion cuisines spreading from the UK to the rest of the world in recent decades, when asked to think of 'british food' the average UK citizen will start a fight over whether cold beans with a modest side of white bread is haute cuisine
france: McDo Ortolan Bunting
italy: extremely mad about american versions of italian food. blissfully ignorant of what happens in brazil
brazil: if the scientific genius applied to making cronenbergian pizzas were applied to anything else, brazilians would all be commuting to jobs on the moon. They have pizza that can feel pain
russia: obviously mayonnaise is the perfect topping for all foodstuffs, this is solved. The question is what to put on top of mayonnaise, and it might never be answered
germany: less a joke than a fact: the single most produced numbered Volkswagen part is a standardized currywurst
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everybody tweets like a social theorist these days, blaming their sad little lives on the commodification of art, decline of third spaces, hyperindividualism, and other such nonsense. I, on the other hand, know what's causing my misery--the demiurge's curse
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SHARK AND SEAGULL TIME
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Expect a colored version within the next few days. Trying a different shading style this time, let me know what you think~
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Today's Seal Is: The Devious Devourer
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i've grown to like elfs a lot more than i used to, in recent days
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i really admire couples who fight in public. it takes a special kind of hate to say “you never listen. i don’t know why i bother talking to you. youre like a bad dog” to your wife in a mod pizza
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@ushirominya she said this and then she was gone, never to be seen again... methinks she went to the north pole. to see bobos. to cope.
BREAKING: BRIGHTLADY INC OUT OF BUSINESS!
The corporation driven by the motto "by women, for women, with women" suddenly went bankrupt. No explanation is given. Everything is fucking gone.
Chairwoman Nakajima Hiroko had this to say:
"🤣"
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BREAKING: BRIGHTLADY INC OUT OF BUSINESS!
The corporation driven by the motto "by women, for women, with women" suddenly went bankrupt. No explanation is given. Everything is fucking gone.
Chairwoman Nakajima Hiroko had this to say:
"🤣"
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Hiroi doodle
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*releases a single angelic note*
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look at my creature
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just a suggestion what if we all blew her up
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“Battle of the Bodhisattva”
[originally posted 1/14/2024]
At last, it’s here! This took me over two weeks but my epic Touhou fight scene is finally finished! This scene is based on the final boss fight in Touhou 12: Undefined Fantastic Object. I was inspired by the song “Voices of Svaahaa” by Kikuo to draw this piece. Music is insanely influential in my art, and I try my best to bring to life the visions in my head that come from the things I listen to. Hope you guys like this piece!
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