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When ur mom cracks open the door to wish u a good night after u just finished nutting in ur own mouth n ur pretending to sleep

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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

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Me googling: "can you drink on prozac"

Medical website: no!!!!!!!!

Me: hm! Not the answer im looking for!

Me googling: "can you drink on prozac reddit"

Redditors: yes in moderation!!!!!

Me: absolutely splendid.

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no cause some of the shit y'all are saying has me genuinely worried that you don't understand the difference between immigration and SETTLER COLONIALISM. y'all do realize that if jewish people just mass migrated to palestine and lived peacefully among palestinians as neighbors and countrymen, then none of this would be a problem. right? you get that, right? you get that our issue was never "there's too many jews here" but rather "why am i getting kicked out of my house." RIGHT?

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Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

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STOP THE COUNT

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Do you think theres someone out there on this site who is completely non lgbt yet has all their identity written out in their bio in the format of someone with detailed microlabels

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new weed idea

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The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

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it’s actually astounding how quickly a fandom can devolve a well-written Character to One (1) Character Trait They Exhibited Once Forever

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always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

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fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

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an appropriately unhinged recap of the hatchetfield series

A little late for the five year anniversary BUT... IT'S FINALLY HERE!! My full length deep-dive video into EVERYTHING you need to know about Hatchetfield before watching Nerdy Prudes Must Die!!!

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Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit

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Why are people who have perfume as their hobby always so bizarre… anyway… obsessed with this review tbh

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He’s fighting real hard to get me to like him

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it's what she deserves