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DRACARYS “Dragonfire” in High Valyrian
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Steve lost his virginity to a USO girl:
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The USO girl:
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#Best line in the entire MCU
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turdblossommm · 3 years
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Azriel: *accidentally hits Cassian*
Cassian: do you wanna fucking die?
Azriel: ..... kind of.
Cassian: *soft voice* bro, we talked about this.
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turdblossommm · 3 years
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My boyfriend the entire time I read mistborn
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I always try to not act sus
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If you know, you know.
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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
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"The easiest way to steal a man's wallet is to tell him you're going to steal his watch."
—Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows
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turdblossommm · 3 years
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me @ characters who have a tragic back story and uses sarcasm as a coping mechanism:
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Hi! Do you write things for Howard Stark (MCU)?
Hello! No i don’t write for him sorry!
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turdblossommm · 3 years
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Nesta : hey feyre, can someone breathe inside a washing machine while it's still on?
Feyre : ...
Feyre : NESTA, where's Cassian?
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turdblossommm · 3 years
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Feyre: everyone knows faeries can't lie and have a weakness to iron.
Lucien & Tamlin:
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Feyre:
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-Keldabe-
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turdblossommm · 3 years
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Rhysand: *Sees the Suriel*
Suriel: .....
Rhysand:
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turdblossommm · 3 years
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Feyre x Tamlin Shippers After Reading ACOMAF:
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