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Donate to Palestine Children’s Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

STILL THE BEST 1973

If you have a small horror or web fiction project you want in the spotlight, email us! Send your name, pronouns and project to [email protected]

Music Credits: https://patriciataxxon.bandcamp.com/

The Story: https://allone-works.com/ngc/index.php/2015/06/09/chapter-1-earth-mars/

Our Tumblr: https://creepypastabookclub.tumblr.com/

Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/CreepypastaBC

Featuring Hosts:

Jonah (he/they) (https://withswords.tumblr.com/)

Wednesday (they/them) (https://www.instagram.com/xx_wormsday_xx/)

Works Cited:

BENDrowned: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/BEN_Drowned BIG TITTY WOMAN: http://allone-works.com/ngc/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Eagle.gif

Gamepro: https://archive.org/details/gamepromagazine

Further Reading:

Pussyronin, “Selected Work”, https://www.tumblr.com/midnightmadwoman/720674487086055424/please-take-this-in-the-most-encouraging-and

Unknowingly; “The Man in the Suit”, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpi4_2JwNDa7voi-16qkc7yMEym-EnJ6R

Weinman, Sarah; “The Real Lolita: The Kidnapping of Sally Horner and the Novel that Scandalized the World”, 2018, https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/37959891-the-real-lolita

Wolf, Super Eyepatch; “The Bizarre World of Fake Video Games”, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8GnM5xD1k4

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(i Will go back to everlasting haitus if that GFM slows down too much btw, seeing it to its goal ASAP is my primary focus right now)

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An investment firm led by former Conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper that is devoted to launching security companies in Israel has a new “success” story: helping that country’s military conduct secret mass surveillance of Palestinians in Gaza.

According to The New York Times, hundreds of Palestinians have been targeted by an “expansive and experimental” spying effort to “collect and catalogue” the faces of Palestinians. At times, civilians have been “wrongly flagged” as Hamas militants and then interrogated and tortured. [...]

Three out of five members of the Israeli company’s board of directors are Harper’s partners at Awz Ventures, meaning the former Canadian Prime Minister’s firm effectively controls Corsight.

Using Corsight’s spy tech, the Israeli military picked out Palestinian poet Mosab Abu Toha at a checkpoint in central Gaza in mid-November, as he was attempting to flee with his family to Egypt. He was separated, detained, and beaten. [...]

A former commander of this unit, retired Israeli Brigadier General Ehud Schneorson, is another of Harper’s advisory partners at Awz Ventures. According to a report in Israeli outlet +972 Magazine, Unit 8200 has also overseen an AI-based targeting system that has marked tens of thousands of Gazans for assassination. [...]

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Tagging: @newsfromstolenland, @vague-humanoid, @fairuzfan

Note from the poster @el-shab-hussein: The murder of tens of thousands of Palestinians, and possibly my own extended family members, wouldn't have been possible without the investment of Stephen Harper. It wouldn't have been possible without the settler colony known as "Canada" and its bloodthirsty genocidaires.

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Interesting final rating!

wait what?????????? There is absolutely no coding on that page for an advertisement there. That shouldn't be possible. Neocities certainly doesn't inject them?!

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#WHAT THE FUCK #HKSVDNDNEHDVDN

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mutuals tell me what you would want to see in a Twilight Princess sequel. here are some of mine off the top of the dome.

🐺 bring Wolf Link back and give Link even more animal forms. introduction of Cat Link is obvious but may I also suggest Ostrich Link

🐺 bring back the Rupoor from Skyward Sword, that shit was funny

🐺 Malo becomes the hypercapitalist boy-emperor of his own microkingdom. the Rupoor is usuable only here and all his citizens are at least 10000R in debt. he has one of the macguffins you need and it's a whole thing to get him to give it to you. breaking up the Cult of Malo-Mart is not even considered as an option by the game's narrative, Link's got bigger shit to worry about

🐺 Zant is back and he's queercoded so heavily that the resulting explosion of online simping, kinning and tumblr discourse causes him to become the most popular character in the game. you finally play the game for yourself and discover he gets killed off at the end of the second act and the story never mentions him again

🐺 a MILF frequency level equal to or greater than the original Twilight Princess

🐺 expanded fishing

🐺 repressed trauma motif underlying the entire game. six-hour video essays are posted detailing the game's impressive nuance

🐺 Ooccoo Jr. is back and he's now a full-sized humanoid clown-bird with a costume so visually busy that you almost don't notice the tortured human face motifs and obscenely large codpiece. he's an essential NPC who features in more cutscenes than Midna and Zelda combined

🐺 bring back the double hookshot

#twilight princess #non-mutuals can also chime in but only if you have something fun to say #anyway i forget where i was going with this. i got lost in my imagined world

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#i only just saw this hahaha #booped your stupid ass

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#me and liam

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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

#on it boss o7

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My favorite gif. I never get a chance to use it, so I’m just going to share it.

#please watch star trek deep space nine.

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#this show was so fucking ahead of its time

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Strong Bad got invited to be on Hot Ones but declined because of his dearly held belief that ones should be cold

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This is what happens when I'm left unattended at 2 in the morning with a Guinness.

-M

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hey bestiessss who is doing art fight this yearrrrr. i want to update my characters but i need some motivation. what kind of character/kind of creature/fandom/thing that you saw me post one time would u guys like to see more of?

#even if youre not doing artfight feel free to suggest

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New zine that's free for anyone to print and distribute! Read the whole thing at newlevant.com/COVIDzine or in the rest of this post.

UPDATE 4/11/2023:

I swapped out the colloidal silver nasal spray info for xylitol nasal spray info. I originally included colloidal silver spray because of the linked study and recommendation from RTHM, but I don't want to be pointing people toward something with notable health risks. Xylitol spray (Xlear) is also cheaper and more widely available!

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Dover Boys dakimakura would just be a full-size mattress cover. You cannot separate them

#why did i start thinking about this

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Free Palestine protesters shut down the Golden Gate Bridge and 880 freeway in Oakland. This is huge🫡