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any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion

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John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

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i do not see nearly enough positivity for those of us who experience paranoia

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no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

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✧Welcome to...

🕯 Digital Altars

Digital altars is a discord server devoted to creating digital altars for your craft and your deities. Each account gets a category that they can customize to create their altars.

We have:

✧ Custom categories to use as digital altars

✧ Channels for chatting, memes, and images

✧ An organized trigger list members can add to

✧ Pronoun roles (neopronoun inclusive)

✧ Pluralkit for systems

✧ Carl bot and Color Chan

✧ A cute and simple aesthetic

✧ A verification system to weed out trolls and raiders

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https://discord.gg/dh4pshXbvz

Join us!✧

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in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

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Ha ha seriously tho.

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The real secret is turning disadvantage into advantage.

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#atla #funny #funny content #memes #meme #best memes #funnymemes #humor #dark humor #dankest memes

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Hey, so I don’t really use tumblr anymore, but I have something I want to say... or should I say we? Welcome to the world my headmates, Angel and Alastor. We’re a multigenic, nondisordered system of three, with Angel being the first to form in February.

We literally came back to tumblr to submit some flags we made, but since one of them is very plural related, we figured we should come out, so, here we are. If we do come back, we’re gonna be posting system stuff at @hellboundsystem , so go check us out there. Thanks for listening!

(Also, 3xclusionists, please read the DSM-5 diagnostic criteria for DID, while we don’t fully fit it, (hence nondisordered) it does specify that systems can be formed at any age. The note at the begining of the dissociative disorders section also specifies that trauma is not a part of the diagnostic criteria, nor is it the sole cause of DID or any dissociative disorder. ✌🏻)

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Dear hearing aid providers: stop only advertising your hearing aids for old people - from a deaf 19 year old who’s used hearing aids since she was 7

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Concept: a superhero whose civilian identity is five different people. Not like they’re a hive mind or they can duplicate themselves or anything – they’re just a group of five people who all have different powers but coincidentally wear roughly the same size costume, who’ve decided to team up and share the same heroic persona. As far as both the general public and the broader super-powered community know, they’re a single incredibly hard-working super with a bewildering variety of seemingly unrelated powers, except they only have access to any given power some of the time owing to complex criteria they refuse to adequately explain.

(Thus far they’ve been very careful to ensure that their heroic persona is never provably in two places at once, though honestly it’s only a matter of time; there’s some argument among the group whether to deal with that eventuality by coming clean, or by claiming that bilocation is also one of their powers.)

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