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Okay but who else is... thinking things? 😅🤩

ANDREW GARFIELD

visiting the Omega Watches Museum.

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Watching star trek tos is actually awesome because I get to watch the origin of so many fandom tropes that we still use today and I think that's beautiful. I'm overjoyed that this is where the concept of fuck or die and heats came from.

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I'm probably way way waaaaay too late for this but OH MY GOSH WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME AHOUT NABRIELISE BEFORE 😭❤️❤️❤️ They're an OT3 dream come true aldhslhfks. I will now go cry in a corner because Netflix always manages to cancel anything good.

(If anyone has any other fantasy canon polyamorous slowburn media for me to consume pls tell me I need itttt)

#nabrielise #the bastard son & the devil himself #tbsatdh #tbs&tdh #nathan byrne #annalise o'brien #gabriel boutin #ot3 #polyamory #i love them your honor

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Stuff like this really is my kink aldjslfjd. If anyone ever writes a fic about this pls tag me 😍

Peter who’s prone to anxiety and panic attacks and who has a big oral fixation

Sometimes he can feel the oncoming panic and he’ll hurriedly find Tony so he can cockwarm him to calm himself down

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Peter and Tony going ice skating on a date

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Okay but---- hear me out.

I can't f*cking stop thinking about Tony holding a fleshlight and making a very eager Peter - on his knees and hands tied behind his back - fuck the fleshlight while Tony encourages him and tells him he's a good, slutty boy.

Wouldn't that be hot 🥵😍❤

#starker #tony stark x peter parker #fic idea #if someone feels called to write this pls do tag me when it's done #help a girl out #hehe 😇 #kim

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There's something about Starker and the trope: accidental penetration. As if Tony would ever "accidentally" put his cock inside Peter. That man is working to fuck that hole since Peter reached the age of consent.

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IM KILLING MYSELF ACTUALLY

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What is...

On every What is Wednesdays I will explain a trope, a rhetorical device, or a literary technique in a few sentences. Put in the comments what you would like me to explain next.

What is... a drabble?

What is... dead dove?

What is... archetypal characters?

What is… deus ex machina?

What is… whump?

What is... plot bunny?

What is... canon vs. fanon?

What is… a headcanon?

What is… a plot hole?

What is… retcon?

What is… WIP?

What is… a sequel hook?

What is… a crossover?

What is… crack?

What is… a rarepair?

What is… a red herring?

What is… fluff?

What is… smut?

What is… OOC?

What is… a missing scene?

What is… Coda?

What is… a trope?

What is… Alpha vs. Beta Reader?

What is… a cliffhanger?

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Hi beans ♥️

Gosh it's been a hot minute hasn't it? What happened is that for the last two years my mental health was at a bit of an all time low and and I had to spend a good chunk of time getting my life back on track, which worked out the way I wanted to 😇♥️

Although I'm still easing my way back into writing... And hobbies in general. Do know I still have a whole big bunch of Starker ideas waiting for y'all 😍 I can't wait to share them with you!

Much love and I hope I can treat you with some spicy stuff soon🔥

-Kim

#kinkybeankim #starker

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If I read something on the asks that feels genuinely threatening or dangerous, or that's actually abusive, I just delete it and block the person.

If I'm answering an ask here you can assume that as far as I'm concerned even if it's apparently threatening or angry, it's meant humorously or with love.

It's never appropriate to dogpile people. Never appropriate to threaten or abuse them, even if you think you are doing it for me and with the best of intentions. Don't.

If you are upset on my behalf, or on behalf of all Tumblr users, just think "this is probably a tone-deaf attempt at humour" and let it go.

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Some of your books make it seems like you believe in actual literal magic, do you? ()

I can write down a few words and make people thousands of miles away, whom I have never met and will never meet, laugh tears of joy and cry tears of true sorrow for people who do not exist and have never existed and never will exist. If that isn't actual literal magic I don't know what is.

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