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#collaboration

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We should piss on the poor

#collaboration #tumblr culture

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (so devoted the lines blur)

#ship dynamics

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Who up verbing they noun

#on / till

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they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays

#collaboration

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WAIT FUCK SHIT IT'S 1 O'COCK I GOTTA GO TO BED BRB GOODNIGHT

#penis typo

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"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

#tumblr culture

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logging onto tumblr is basically just saying hi i'm annoying sad and horny and i'm gonna make it everyone's problem

#tumblr culture

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people who use tumblr as “this app” and people who use tumblr as “this website”…we are leading very different lives

#tumblr culture

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idk why people say "sleep is for the weak" like....ok maybe to YOU.... to ME sleep is for the cozy....like stfu maybe if you went honk mimimimimi honk mimimimimi you'd calm down

#sleep

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she yank on it till i die

#on / till

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scary man who really loves his wife 🥺🥺

#ship dynamics

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one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.

#orpheus and eurydice #greek mythology

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ill never win an idgaf war love disarms me completely and im bleeding out

#love

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my erectile dysfunction is so bad today dude i hate having adhd

#penis typo

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the feminine urge to be ominous & terrifying

#feminine urge

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100 pink color beverages for me please.

#beverages