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joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

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changing should never be shameful

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milano

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kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

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you've stripped him of so many of his qualities that it's no longer "he would not say that". it's "who the fuck even is that guy"

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All witchcraft comes from carnal lust, which in women is insatiable.

-- Malleus Maleficarum

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oh youre bisexial? name two of every thing

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staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

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You can't spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

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I need to see something.

Please reblog this and put in the tags if the surname "Donner" means anything to you (without looking it up first), and if it does, give one or two words that describe what you know. Please also include where you grew up, including the state if you grew up in the US.

#Donner #hungy gummy yummy (failed trip west that i obsessed over as a weird little girl) #notth California

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butches/studs/mascs of Tumblr planning Halloween costumes: we can't possibly all be werewolves,it's not mathematically possible