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Alisabeth does life

“I think I’m doing life wrong.” That’s what my insanely successful ER nurse cousin said when I shared my latest Alisabeth anecdote.  Alisabeth is living proof that nothing means anything.  Like NFTs.  I’m fascinated by her. When she gets fired from a job, she finds another one that pays more. She found a guy who not only supported her when they were together but continued to pay her…

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Internet Airball: I lived it. I dated an Abercrombie night stock guy

Two rejections, one stone. #netflix #abercrombieandfitch #documentary #writingcommunity #blogger #newblogpost #humor

It’s only fitting that this piece would be rejected. You see, I wrote it after watching the Netflix documentary on Abercrombie & Fitch where I discovered the awful truth about a guy who rejected me several times during our relationship. I guess I’m not surprised that my satirical revenge piece didn’t make the cut. But writing it made me happy and I want to share it. Also, suck it Mark! Enjoy! I…

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Actually, yes, I am a Robot

Another day, another putazo. #putazos #bestfriends #blogger #amwriting #writingcommunity #newblogpost #thanksgiving #happythanksgiving

As I’ve proudly stated on more than one occasion, I’m Mexican. I love being Mexican. I love our culture. I love our food. I love our community. I love being Mexican. There’s even something to love in the putazos. If you’re not familiar with the word ‘putazo’, it’s a Spanish word for ‘gut punch’. Punches are not great. The emotional ones, well, they’re not great either but at least they make for…

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Review: The World's Worst Assistant | Sona Movsesian

Finally, someone gets my work ethic. #bookrecommendation The World's Worst Assistant by @sonamov #BookTwitter #bookreview #PlumeBooks #TheWorldsWorstAssistant

Every time I recommend a show to my friends, the question I usually get back is “how do you have time to watch so much TV?” They’re a rather ungrateful bunch. All I’m trying to do is expose them to some great entertainment and they respond by implying that TV is all I do. I wish.  I actually work a real job, which is also when I happen to watch all of these shows. But I can’t always watch what I…

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I'm here for We Are Still Here

Following the death of their son, Paul and Anne move into a home that kills people and Paul could not be more annoyed by everyone, living or dead. #horrormoviereview #horror #movieblogger

Horror movie lovers can determine if a movie is going to be a classic before the movie is even over. The Exorcist. Nightmare on Elm Street. The Changeling. Robert Ebert and his questionable taste didn’t decide that. We did. From mainstream movies to indie flicks, our people know where it’s at. So allow me to introduce you to a little gem called We Are Still Here. It’s amazing. The acting is…

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Adventures in Senior Sitting: When Opportunity Strikes

Adventures in Senior Sitting: When Opportunity Strikes #raisingadults #seniors #amwriting #writingcommunity #newblogpost #blogger

It’s been a little while since I’ve written about my father-in-law and the reason for that is: I no longer speak to him. For my own sanity, I just can’t. I’ve got one life, and I’m not wasting it on an asshole. That doesn’t mean that I’m going to quit sharing stories, you understand. Because we’re all in this together and by that, I mean dealing with in-laws, or shitty people. Or both! If you’re…

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Your Experience Escort: Manifesting this post

Your Experience Escort: Manifesting this post #newblogpost #blogging #amwriting #writingcommunity #experienceescort

I would like to start by saying Holy Jesus On a Stick there are a FUCK TON of people calling themselves life coaches. There are different varieties of them but they all sound about the same, and because there are so many this turned out to not be as easy as I thought it would be.  Variations of posts were in abundance with every account having a mimic like they’d paired up or something. But they…

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It's one of my favorite holidays: Friday the 13th

Some of my favorite @shudder picks for one of my favorite holidays: Friday the 13th. #shudder #fridaythe13th #horror #housebound

The only thing more awesome than Friday the 13th is October Friday the 13th. We don’t get one of those this year. But we at least get this one which, other than every other day, makes it a great day to watch some horror.  Work has been busy lately so it’s been the perfect time to get caught up on everything streaming in Shudder. I freaking love that channel. Not only do they celebrate Halloween…

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Meet Your Experience Escort

Meet your Experience Escort. #writingcommunity #amwriting #newblogpost #onlinemarketing #mlm #blogger

Did you know that the SNL skit Pretty Living was written by Molly Shannon and is based on an ad she saw in a newspaper where a woman was advertising herself as a “Joyologist”? I found that out in her book Hello, Molly!  I wish life coaches still called themselves this. Anyway, reading that sparked a memory and I think I may know why I have such a problem with these self-proclaimed masters of…

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For Real Ghost Adventures: Presidio La Bahia

My friends and I went ghost hunting at Presidio La Bahia and here's how ghosts work. #ghosthunting #ghostadventures #newblogpost #amwriting #writingcommunity

Hello, and welcome to another episode of For Real Ghost Adventures. We didn’t use to call our ghost hunting trips this but after the last one at the Magnolia Hotel where we ACTUALLY caught real ghost footage as opposed to the guys on Ghost Adventures who I sent my footage and they ignored it, I decided this name was perfect. A few weeks ago, we took a trip to a place called Presidio La Bahia. If…

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There's something for everyone in the Abercrombie documentary on Netflix

There something for everyone in the Abercrombie documentary on Netflix. #netflix #abercrombie #abercrombie&fitch #documentary #whitehot #amwriting #writingcommunity

I can’t explain why but I have been waiting for the Netflix documentary White Hot: The Rise and Fall of Abercrombie & Fitch since the release date was announced on Netflix’s Insta like a month ago. Maybe it was to finally get the validation I’d been wanting since I was in high school, which was that yes, Abercrombie was for douches. Maybe it was to see if anyone still wore their jeans and shorts,…

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At least the rabbit's ok

This is why I won't get lip fillers. #writingcommunity #blogpost #lipfillers #medspa #amwriting #blogger

I am allergic to everything. I’m allergic to nickel. I’m allergic to latex, which was a real blast when my last dental hygienist blamed “baby brain” as the reason for “accidentally” using latex gloves for the start of my cleaning, resulting in hives all around my mouth. I’m allergic to certain types of rubber including the ends of the dumbbells at my gym. When I began breaking out thanks to my…

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I swear, internet comments don’t get any nicer than they do on PornHub.

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The smartest part of your body

This is a story about my best friend's stomach preventing her from being poisoned. #amwriting #writingcommunity #newblogpost #badbosses #psychics #blogger

This is going to sound crazy but just like Jon Edward or Tyler Henry, I too am not psychic. Never have been just like they haven’t. While we may all be solidified non-psychics, there is something that they do that I don’t, aside from not predicting anyone’s future or speaking to random people’s loved ones. None of us can do that.  They are very good at acting on their gut instinct, which is how…

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Vivarium and The Room: weird houses and jerk kids.

Do making adult decisions stress you out? Do you sometimes wish you could just close your eyes and will everything else you've ever wanted into existence? Neither of these movies will help you but at least you'll know you're not alone.

I’ve known I wasn’t meant to have kids since I was 13 and a friend of mine gave me her Tamagotchi – one of those electronic aliens on a keychain. I’d never expressed interest in it nor did I even know what its appeal was, but I accepted it thinking she was just being nice. Immediately I realized why she gave it to me. She hated me. I couldn’t get it to shut up and I didn’t know how to turn it…

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Vanilla Ice Saves a Blogger

Vanilla Ice to the rescue #blogger #vanderpumprules #lisavanderpump #vanillaice #steamboat #vacation #humor

Once, on a flight to Vegas, I sat between a large man who took up part of my seat and needed a seatbelt extension and a woman who had her face in the vomit bag before the plane even took off. Meanwhile, my husband sat between two hot blondes. Another time, on a flight to Colorado, the man sitting next to me farted the entire way there. Only it didn’t hit me in the face until we landed and he…

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