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|| Hiatus Notice:

yes hi hello im. takin a break bc my tomura muse and my confidence in writing him has taken a Huge Dive so i am. retreating to a comfort muse to regroup i'll still lurk here but there wont be much activity if any (the mun link on my theme can give you the accnt ill be on if you want it, feel free to follow me there?? i guess? dunno why you would, actually)

i know i owe so many things and i have them all in various states of done but id rather post them late than provide the weird mashed up garbage im currently producing, apologies. just feels like my brain keeps getting in the way of writing and its sucking the fun out of it

ao hopefully a week elsewhere will help but idk

anyways i love u all, pls be excellent to eachother and feel free to hmu on discord if u want

#mobile #ooc

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there is a shapeless lump on the couch that just kind of resembles an overlarge sweater, or a pile of fabric that might be a sweater? a small tuft of of pale hair escapes the  otherwise impenetrable blanket cave.

the only other evidence of tomura’s presence under the fabric is the click of joycons and the occasional huff. they haven’t moved in three hours.

#❧ — starter | open #they would prefer not to be Percieved #dumps a particularly agender feeling tomura on the dash and runs

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Again see you not that even stones are conquered by TIME, that high towers fall and rocks MOULDER away, that shrines and idols of GODS are worn down with d e c a y,

and that 𝒽𝑜𝓁𝓎 𝒹𝒾𝓋𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎 cannot prolong the bounds of FATE or struggle against the fixed laws of NATURE?

#❧ — musings #oop #spontaneously manifests a random roman poet quote

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|| me: sees soul eater bnha au while browsing

me, frantically smothering my rabid 16yo self: NO we will NOT

my 16 yo self, chanting: meister tomura meister tomura meister tomu-

#❧ — ooc | wishlist #no i will not elaborate

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this is a list of out of context things myself, a twenty two year old transmasc person, and my roommate, a twenty year old lesbian, have said in our first year of living together. enjoy — and we’ll see you in a year for season 2.

ADJUST AS NEEDED. REMEMBER TO SPECIFY MUSE TO MULTIS.

“Don’t box jump onto the stove!”

“She’s got the fucking zoomies and it’s pissing me off.”

“I got milk and $100 worth of pants.”

“Oh for fucks sake.”

“She dumped rice everywhere!”

“Your meow sounds like R2-D2 screaming.”

“Don’t kill my dreams!”

“I had to barricade my bedroom so she’d stop being an asshole.”

“Did you lift the blinds in my room or is the ghost messing with us again?”

“When did we buy swiss rolls?”

“WOULDN’T IT BE NICE IF WE WERE OLDER — ”

“Am I just eating thai food and ruining their night?”

“You cause sadness, you don’t get chips!”

“We went through a wormhole and I don’t enjoy it.”

“Jesus is not a himbo.”

“Common sense nationality.”

“Stop rubbing your lips on flannel.”

“No, I’m good, I’m a married man.”

“I don’t enjoy touching her nipples.”

“I got one patty and no cheese; ketchup, onion only! Bullshit!”

“That shit came out crispy and delicious.”

“I punched you in the face once; just the one time!”

“Oh my god, we live in the ‘hood.”

“Even Sweden can’t wash out the taste of betrayal.”

“We shouldn’t be allowed out before noon.”

“I’m eating soup at one in the morning.”

“I’m not nodding back at you, fuck you.”

“Save the turtles, put grilled cheese directly in pocket.”

“Why does the outback forsake me?”

“Tiddies out for the phoenix.”

“I hear you laughing, you goblin!”

“Get your fucking dairy out of my room!”

“It’s okay to misgender trespassers!”

“10,000 lakes — one for every witch!”

“Then make it not sweaty!”

“See, the difference is you were having a medical emergency. I was being a stupid bitch.”

“Fine! Keep your secrets, you sneaky cisgendered person!”

“Pave the roads! Pave the roads, Mr. Governor Man!”

“I apparently tried to deliriously order old 80s magazines last night.”

“I’ve never been killed by a hitman, but…”

“Is jelly an instrument of war?”

“I’m having fun being a crackhead.”

“You’re ruining the moment with your tiny penis!”

“Fifteen grams of protein?!”

“But Lake Michigan IS a thing!”

“Don’t ‘well, actually’ me about corn!”

“It’s Pride month! My iced coffee is leaking, that’s homophobic!”

“Don’t hold my hand and say the word ‘vagina.’”

“It’s not a secret, it’s on our website!”

“What is it with boomers and golden oreos?”‬

“I wouldn’t sign a lease with someone named Karen.”

“No one can play tuba that long! Well, except for maybe a tuba player!”

“That’s not correct, I’m just southern.”

“Garlic doesn’t grow in Ireland!”

“Tell me secrets at a 45 degree angle!”

“I’m blind now, I’m a blind man.”

“Call Julia Roberts!”

“I’m 4’7” on the inside.”

“Splash Mountain 2: Tiana Boogaloo.”

“It’s spelled: ‘B-O-O-G-O-O…wait.”

“Let me be competent in my mistake!”

“You can’t left turn here, you dumb, fucking cunt!”

“Jesus is my front license plate.”

“Are you going to drop a sick freestyle? Drop some bars, Lin Manuel Miranda!”

“Fuck the baby! Fuck the weed! Fuck the police!”

“Oh, to be devoured by a beast in pre-medieval Ireland.”

“Um, do you mean Rachel McAdams?”

“Where the fuck is Plymouth Rock?!”

“Oh yeah — and then she stabbed him!”

“She thinks he’s twelve mice in a french coat.”

“I’m not crying, it’s man sweat.”

“So, we’ll call up Seinfeld …”

“Loose Blister Skin. It’s like Slipknot, but better!”

“I love you, I love your credit score!”

“Tell that to the Ides of March!”

“Aaron Burr did not kill Adam Sandler.”

“For legal reasons, this is a joke, don’t get up.”

“You’ve lost your ‘Tangled’ privileges tonight.”

“Wendy’s has rats, but a man needs his spicy nuggets!”

“I did not run away, I was fighting for my life on the streets!”

“I’d give up cocaine for that rack.”

“It is my constitutional right to go to Indiana!”

#thinkin bout... the lov as found family / room mates #❧ — meme | ic

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|| good morning there’s no context for this but i complain abt my tiny gremlin a lot so here have a mugshot:

he’s 5 and a half months and his hobbies include chewing headphone wires, parkouring across all the furniture in the apartment, being a tripping hazard in the kitchen and screaming. i have never met a more tabby-like tabby in my life

#❧ — ooc | gen #its just a pic of my cat bc Good Vibes

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|| i forgot to add but not liking the permanent starter call doesn’t mean i won’t interact with you. i get that some people are a little hesitant to give someone full permission for interaction like this.

if we’re mutuals but you didn’t like the post i’ll still send you memes or write you starters, i just might be a little more hesitant/picky about the context?

if we’re mutuals i assume you want to write with me to begin with. the starter call just gives me the freedom to do things without overthinking them as much. mostly? thats the goal at least.

|| whispers to the active dash: i have a permanent starter call now, check it out?

#❧ — ooc | psa

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|| mobile now before bed but just a final reminder

|| whispers to the active dash: i have a permanent starter call now, check it out?

#mobile #tbt #send in memes while i sleep #the meme tag is broken unfortunately but anything u find is fair game

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cryptid in the kitchen for the first time in two days what food will he make

(its pasta) (thats all he knows how to cook)

#❧ — starter | open

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manhandling prompts | accepting

@tranguilty said:                                                                

from rumi: ☀️ ( ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back )

the air is forced out of his lungs in a gust as he hits the wall, and he feels his ribs strain against the pressure - shit, for a hero themed around something cute and fluffy, miruko is anything but.

before he can even think to recover his breath, she’s got his arms pinned too, pressed up against his back and very pointedly avoiding his hands. his cheek scrapes up against the rough brick wall and he laughs. the sound is dry and slightly manic, and it echoes through the site of their battle, muffled by the cacophony of others.

“ smart, ” he wheezes, “ but now what, hero? you going to keep me pinned here while your allies crumble? or are you waiting for reinforcements? ” he grins slowly, lips splitting wide to reveal bloodied teeth.

“ how confident are you yours will get here first? ”

#❧ — answered | ic #me: has a massive crush on rumi #tomura: whAT- #||ne ways she could win and i'd be ok w/ that lmao #tranguilty

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|| also i am VIBING tonight w/ writing this feels so gOOD???

#❧ — ooc | gen #send in memes im on a motherfuckin ROLL

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|| my kitten keeps chewing on my laptop screen iM

#❧ — ooc | gen #its a pretty sturdy laptop so its fine but like #hamish. my dude. u ok?? u just ate buddy

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       its not often tomura does his own recruiting – he prefers to leave the legwork to the more social members of the party – but giran’s mentioned this particular potential ally enough that he can’t pass up the opportunity to see for himself what all the hype is about. so far, he’s pleasantly surprised – despite the posturing the guy obviously knows when he’s better off being civil, if the blade at their feet is any clue.

       the way he leans forward as though guided by tomura’s hand is also a clue, and the villain grins, lips splitting wide into a smile just this side of friendly. what started out as an idle side quest is turning into something way more interesting.

“ money? no, i’m not interested in money, ”  his voice is easy, calm despite the inherent tension in the situation, and he eases his grip just so – a silent reward for continued compliance.

“ i am interested in that quirk of yours though – must be handy in a fight, huh? ”

@ucnescere​        /        manhandling starters  ( accepting )

⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck (for tachihara :3c)

        ― hostility exhibits itself in bared teeth. a snarl rips from his throat, and he crushes the instinct to struggle. word-of-mouth’s rampant on the streets ‘round here, and he’s heard enough whispers about this guy to be wary. one hand flexes, holding in place the jagged knife he’s levitating at his side. to strike, or not? eyes flick to the owner of that hand gripping him like he’s a wild animal to be tamed, and he hesitates. curiosity finds a hold just as powerful as the one about his neck. he clenches his fist, and the knife clatters to the ground. not so much a truce as a sign he’s not imminently about to tear into the guy. under the pressure of the grip, he finds himself leaning forward. 

❝…what do you want?❞ people don’t just grab him for no good reason. he casts his mind back; has he stolen from this guy recently? can’t be sure; doesn’t even know the dude’s name, much less where he hangs out. ❝i owe ya money or somethin’?❞

#❧ — reply #guiltscorched #im vibrATING

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|| whispers to the active dash: i have a permanent starter call now, check it out?

#❧ — ooc | psa #im not reblogging it directly so i can keep the notes easy to parse

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Manhandling symbol starters

Send one for your muse to…

★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth  ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

Add as much or as little context as you’d like!

#❧ — meme | ic #wait have i reblogged this before? #who knows

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|| ok ok i wanna try and see if i am actually capable of answering asks with like. normal human amounts of words instead of semi-novella type monstrosities bc i think part of the reason asks overwhelm me is bc i make them... too involved? which on occasion is ok but i seem to have made it a habit...

so send in things so i can test this out lsjdnlvsnd

#❧ — ooc | gen

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injury/hurt prompts | accepting

@daemonsnow​ said:                                                                

                “  it’s not that bad, chill the fuck out.  ” - toga

this is the last time he asks toga to help him tie off a bandage. bad enough he had to ask in the first place – the wrapping isn’t long enough to give him a real grip and he can’t bend in a way that makes it easier. she’s not helping either, calling him out like he’s overreacting.

at least if he’s complaining he’s not focusing on the pain – or the fact that his mobility’s taken a beating. another hit like the one that just got him and he’s down for the count, and that’s not an option right now.

what kind of a leader gets knocked out mid-campaign?

“still fucking hurts,” he winces as she tightens the bandage, then immediately begins to tug at it when she’s done.

"also, your bedside manner sucks.”

#❧ — answered | ic #daemonsnow #!!!! moth im lov u