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Did You Know: Wortcraft is the practice of discovering alchemical properties by eating ingredients? It requires "grinding it against the teeth, which occasionally releases its simplest essence and results in a fleeting effect on the eater".
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uesp · 8 hours
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"Because she always tried to compete with Azurah for Fadomai's favor, she is sometimes called the Jealous Sister. Despite this, it is said she was the only spirit more beautiful than Azurah."
--Excerpt from The Spirits of Amun-dro entry on Nirni
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uesp · 13 hours
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"Boethra forgot her role as the guardian of the Lattice. She saw Dagon break through. She even saw the Rainbow Angel slip in behind him. But Molagh was there, taunting and laughing, and telling her that Lorkhaj died for her."
--Excerpt from The Bladesongs of Boethra
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"Dragon humours have all sorts of uses, and leaving them to soak into the dirt is a crying shame. Whenever you're butchering a Dragon, remember a pan or something to catch all the good bits."
--Excerpt from The Good Bits
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uesp · 2 days
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Pictured: A giant mourning his mammoth. Unlike other giants in the game, he will not attack if you approach him, as he's focused on paying respects to his lost friend.
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"It is strange, this reaction I have to garlic. In all my wanderings, in all my research, I have never encountered another vampire thusly affected. It is true that some popular lore holds that all vampires have an inherent weakness to garlic, but this is simply not the case. My situation, as far as I can tell, is unique."
--Vicente Valtieri, not realizing he has an allergy to garlic unrelated to his vampirism
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uesp · 3 days
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"Legend attributes its birth to the fall of a god to earth..."
--An excerpt discussing Vvardenfell from the Pocket Guide to the Empire, First Edition
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uesp · 4 days
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"I read some book once detailing how to perform the Black Sacrament. You know, to summon the Dark Brotherhood? It's got to be a joke, right? I mean, if you can source fresh body parts for the ritual, what in Oblivion do you need an assassin for?"
--Skordo the Knife
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uesp · 4 days
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"Mirabelle had to teach me to clean my teeth when I joined the family. She assumed I never learned because I was raised by werewolves. In truth, it's because I grew up with Nords."
--Hildegard
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uesp · 4 days
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Gold Road will add gates that connect the West Weald to Craglorn and Reaper's March. This means that it will finally be possible to walk from the western to the eastern coast of mainland Tamriel without fast traveling (as Cyrodiil is impassable).
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uesp · 5 days
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Did You Know: The orb in Kagrenzel is named "Orbby"?
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Did You Know: You can kill Lucien Lachance the first time you meet him? This immediately ends the Dark Brotherhood questline, moments after it begins.
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uesp · 6 days
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Moraelyn: "Considering the shape of your mouth and teeth, how do dragons manage to speak the humanoid languages so clearly?" Akatosh: "Why, in much the same way that we can fly, even though our wings are not naturally strong enough to support such heavy torsos."
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uesp · 6 days
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ESO's team has promised to send the PTS testers who had their accounts locked some items to make up for the lost time. This includes:
An ESO: Necrom code to access the game from a new account temporarily
16,200 Seals of Endeavor
5x Glorious Anniversary Jubilee Gift Boxes
Trueflame Replica Style Page
Staff of Worms Replica Style Page
Barbas Helmet Replica Style Page
Sunna'rah Replica Style Page
Ul'Vor Staff Replica Style Page
25x Jubilee Confetti Packs
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uesp · 7 days
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Did You Know: Garlic bread cures diseases?
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uesp · 7 days
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Did You Know: You can obtain bananas from monkeys?
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uesp · 7 days
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"[Provincial exclamation], who smells like an old horse in here? Oh, it's me."
--Possible dialogue from Inn Patrons in TES: Arena.
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