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uhhbeans · 19 hours
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tumblrs great. you can have 6,000 followers & only 9 of them are active/real
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uhhbeans · 24 hours
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How my creative process works sometimes.
Search your soul. You know it to be true.
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uhhbeans · 2 days
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man with big titties knocking over his 5 in 1 shower gel loud as fuck
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uhhbeans · 3 days
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Robin: "I hope Demetrius doesn't blow the house up with his science experiments."
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...ma'am, your husband is a field biologist. There are zero amounts of explosive compounds used by field biologists.
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uhhbeans · 3 days
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stardew valley npcs will be like i’m bored. bring me an iron bar. and you just gotta without any room to ask how the fuck an iron bar is gonna help with that
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uhhbeans · 3 days
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stardew valley character’s schedules are so funny like yes elliott i also stare at the sea for four hours straight
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uhhbeans · 3 days
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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard
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uhhbeans · 6 days
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Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass
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uhhbeans · 6 days
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mlp in a nutshell
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uhhbeans · 6 days
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@loreleiowo
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throwing corn at a mountain face would fix me I think
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uhhbeans · 6 days
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i think about it every day. my babies. your babies. the children
hey mutuals with writing prompts in my ask box....they are being worked on i have not forgotten about you
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uhhbeans · 6 days
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dr harvey a real one 🙏 gave that old man he hardies back
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uhhbeans · 6 days
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is that a compass in your pocket or does your peenus always point to true north
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uhhbeans · 7 days
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hey mutuals with writing prompts in my ask box....they are being worked on i have not forgotten about you
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uhhbeans · 8 days
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Allyson and Nati are just hanging around. They have cool friends and also I don't know what to do with them. Life is fun for them I think. Allyson is still a girlfailure art kid and all. Nati wants to be a writer but the horrors are persisting every single day.
i love them. i love them so much. Nati and Allyson my wives my loves my beloveds my husbands. my freaky weirdos.
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uhhbeans · 8 days
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and i say breakfast bc i got too lazy to check the proper term in translator but it's essentially breakfast. like
7am: bread, milk and coffee
7pm: bread, milk and coffee
at least here where i live, that's part of our culture. idk how it's in the rest of brasil, but i'm 99% sure they also drink coffee in the morning and in the evening
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HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT. BRAZIL (your part at least) SOUNDS KICKASS. that's. definitely not a normal american thing, unless you're specifically a coffee hobbyist type (or a college student/med worker). We associate coffee with Energy, so drinking it past 4pm unless you need to be productive is A Surprise to most people.
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uhhbeans · 9 days
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