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uhoh-society · 13 days
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What keeps you motivated when the world gets you down?
When the world gets me down I sit there rotting like a dead tree
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uhoh-society · 2 months
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im just someones weird sister
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uhoh-society · 5 months
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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936
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uhoh-society · 5 months
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Buddy, when racist cunts illegally prevented me from registering to vote by just refusing to accept my papers, I PROMISE YOU shitty guilt trip memes about my inability to vote made everything worse.
You know what ACTUALLY helped?
More than every passive aggressive shit for brains on this website telling me I deserve to me racially harassed for not giving Democrats my soul?
A fucking email from a fucking HERBS AND SPICES STORE that unlike you wretched cunts ACTUALLY HAD VOTER REGISTRATION HELPLINES IN IT.
Every time one of you godforsaken freaks tells me to 'get out and vote' like its cutely trivial and didn't take months of desperate phone calls just to register (IF my registration even WORKED THIS TIME).
If you, like me, are struggling with registration or poll access, try contacting your STATE board of elections.
Request that they send you TWO copies of their registration guidelines. Collect any documents listed in them.
Then, contact your LOCAL board. Tell them you would like to register IN PERSON IF POSSIBLE.
Bring your documents and the two copies of the guideline AND a working cell phone.
If you get ANY trouble AT ALL tell the local person you will call the state board to confirm their registration requirements. Be polite, but do not leave. Put the phone on speaker.
Most of the time, the local person who is doing Actual Serious Federal And State Crimes will give up at that point. If not, the person at the state board will generally outrank and overrule the local one.
Make a note of the names of both the local and state official.
Then, and this is the most important part:
CONFIRM YOUR REGISTRATION WAS FILED.
It may take a day or two for your registration to appear.
Unfortunately, if it's been a week, you're going to have to repeat the process.
Take the names you noted previously, and contact the state board again. Report that these people denied you registration on this day, in spite of you providing these documents, then list all the required papers you collected.
The person at the state SHOULD be able to direct you from there, but the process varies hugely by state.
Good luck to you all.
ETA: I was able to vote eventually, BTW. It took far more work than it should have. Physical injuries were sustained. But I did get to vote!!
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uhoh-society · 5 months
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I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.
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uhoh-society · 5 months
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an apple a day keeps the doctor bent over and moaning for more
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uhoh-society · 7 months
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uhoh-society · 7 months
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uhoh-society · 7 months
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yesterday my boyfriend told me i look like i play tf2. he didn't even know what he was doing when he said that.
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uhoh-society · 8 months
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time to evil jerk off
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uhoh-society · 8 months
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With @staff 's recent post saying 1/4 of this site is LGBTQ going around, I'd like to see what the actual demographic is
So!
Please reblog for bigger sample size!
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uhoh-society · 8 months
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uhoh-society · 9 months
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uhoh-society · 9 months
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going to finally put the effort in to getting a therapist but only so i can make my guinea pig an emotional support animal bc i'll have a melt down if he doesn't come with me when i move out
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uhoh-society · 9 months
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uhoh-society · 10 months
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it's so awresome that animals cuddle. evolved to be cute and experience love. god the world is so beautiful.
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