ukrainian-groove-metal

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you ever flirt with somebody and they flirt back. and you’re like. oh for fucks sake. you were designed in a lab to kill me.

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STAR WARS REBELS 2.06, Brothers of the Broken Horn

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[ukrainian-groove-metal]

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

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This makes so much sense

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#it’s between the cup of unlimited drinks or the perpetual hot plate for me. i like eating when i can

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x

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the stoic teenager to being on the verge of tears anytime something slightly inconvenient happens adult pipeline is very real

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[ukrainian-groove-metal]

move over, star wars, this is the best parent reveal

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daily self-affirmations 💕

my podium is clean and not covered in spaghetti

i know that the 87th element on the periodic table is Francium

i am not trapped in the time loop

i know how to fix the ElectroBobbleWobble QZ

i am not trapped in the time loop

i have a sufficient number of boxes to reach the shelf of ducks

the wenis is a dance

i am not trapped in the time loop

the wenis is a dance

i am not trapped in the time loop

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[ukrainian-groove-metal]

Refusing to take the cigarette offered to me by the firing squad until their Captain makes an airplane noise before putting in my mouth.

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brought some fruit for the potluck

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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

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